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S*T*A*T*S Bureau of Innuendo, Rumour, Idle Speculation and Big Fat Fibs
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 16, 2001
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Oct 17, 2001
...And... he... smells, too. And stuff. 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 17, 2001
so does she. pew!
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Oct 17, 2001
*glares at Daddypants, wants to throw a pillow at him, does.*
STAY OUTTA MY FORUMS YOU CLOD!!!!!
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Chris Tonks Posted Oct 17, 2001
Your forums?
*Frowns.*
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sea - logging on from w*rk - using alab*ster BLECH! Posted Oct 17, 2001
*puts stamp on forum that says: "PROPERTY OF JEDI JADE"*
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tom Posted Oct 17, 2001
YOU CLOD
Wasn't he some kind of greek maths type?
Appropriate ??
THURSDAY 
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Oct 18, 2001
Well, it's my forum in that is't on /my 
ing site and he had to go through my site to get it AND HE'S NOT INVOLVED.
But anyway. Thank you for that stamp, sea... *lololol*
That's a great rumour, btw:
"Jade takes control of S*T*A*T*S forum! General Pandumonium ensues!!!"
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 18, 2001
What?!?! Jade, I was
a) friends with sea for more than a year before you were on this site
b) in STATS before you were in the SPA
c) In this forum before you were in this forum
d)not doing anything to bug you
now i have restrained myself from saying anything rude, and beleieve me i was toying with the idea but didnt cos i value your friendship, but do you think you could be slightly less rude? thanks ever so much.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Oct 18, 2001
I wasn't aware of that, and I appoligise.
But you must understand that I'm in a bit of a bad mood because "St." Patrick in the Unicerse forum is being a spoony bard.
So there we are then.
We good now?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 18, 2001
I forgive you, but im quite surprised at the outburst...
what has paddy done this time? ill sort the boy out
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Oct 18, 2001
He's just being a jerk, and he has been for quite some time.
Also, those annoying little breeches in continuity are getting to be larger and larger, and turning into absolute /gaps/. And he's being mean... and annoying. Shall I go on?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 18, 2001
hes not being a jerk. he just doesnt understand it. instead of ranting at him, take him aside and tell him what you think is wrong...and some of the continutiy probs are my making...the story seems to be a little stilted right now. we need to shovel it aong a bit. anyhoo, im off now. laters.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Oct 18, 2001
Blargh.
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Chris Tonks Posted Oct 18, 2001
*Falls into fits of laughter.*
'You spoony bard!' Wasn't that from Final Fantasy 4 or something?
I loved that line!
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Oct 19, 2001
It was from Xenogears, which is also (like the Final Fantasy series) a squaresoft game.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 19, 2001
agh. not more insider lingo! 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 19, 2001
hehe i33t
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 19, 2001
I liked the scene in FF7 where Cloud dressed as a woman and infiltrated the cathouse. I always get the clothes and wig to get him chosen. that Don Cornio has some hip action, don't he though.
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 19, 2001
WARNING! WARNING! INCOMING RUMOUR!
Now hear this:
Sea ate some tuna last week that was NOT Dolphin safe! Oh, the cruelty!
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- 61: soeasilyamused, or sea (Oct 16, 2001)
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- 63: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 17, 2001)
- 64: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Oct 17, 2001)
- 65: Chris Tonks (Oct 17, 2001)
- 66: sea - logging on from w*rk - using alab*ster BLECH! (Oct 17, 2001)
- 67: tom (Oct 17, 2001)
- 68: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 69: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 18, 2001)
- 70: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 71: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 18, 2001)
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- 73: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 18, 2001)
- 74: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 75: Chris Tonks (Oct 18, 2001)
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- 77: soeasilyamused, or sea (Oct 19, 2001)
- 78: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 19, 2001)
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