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$u$ Posted Oct 3, 2001
*puts Marv's potent 
to one side, and brews some fresh for the more sensitive S*P*A members*
Maybe you could smuggle in some of Marv's to S*T*A*T*S... that should knock out their defences
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The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Oct 3, 2001
*Drinks some of Marv's *
Frankly, I don't see what the fuss is about. This is fairly mild.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 3, 2001
*comes back out of closet and looks around*
He's gone?
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 3, 2001
*reads Arl's note. nods* Welcome on board, Arl. <big> We're glad to have you here. Good thing you aren't a member of S*T*A*T*S <big>.
Chief
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153745 Posted Oct 3, 2001
INFECTIOUS AREA
NO UNAUTHORIZED
ENTRY
~To open this door, place ID card on sensor~
lock unlock
___________________________________________________________
~Processing...
You are cleared to enter....~
___________________________________________________________
SUITE AA-5^@#$^
INVESTIGATOR:
Knight Supreme Commander of the Stars, Yossarian Prefect.
AGENTS IN USE:
Unknown
~Proceed forward~
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BIOSAFETY LEVEL: 0
LOCKER ROOM
STATUS:
Male
~Remove everything touching the skin:
clothing, rings, contact lenses, etc.
change into hoopy bowler hat and funky futuristic armor~
You are cleared to enter....
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BIOSAFETY LEVEL: 2
~Caution:
Ultraviolet light~
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BIOSAFETY LEVEL: 3
STAGING AREA
ALARMS:
Enabled
SPACE-SUIT STATUS:
Ready
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CAUTION
BIOHAZARD
BIOSAFETY LEVEL: 4
AIR-LOCK DOOR/DECON SHOWER
DO NOT ENTER WITHOUT WEARING SPACE-SUIT
~ID code please?
You are cleared to enter....~
_____________________________________________________________
*enter Yossarian*
Hi. 
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 3, 2001
'Bout time you got here, YP. 
Chief
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153745 Posted Oct 3, 2001
Sorry I'm late. The Blerontin Weekend Girls were in the fourteenth inning with only three holes to go before the 18th! Can you believe it?! I'd been waiting my hole life to see a game like that! It was brilliant! Especially when Snyied Forklesnurt knocked out the other teams rook with her prawn! Brilliant!
Er,
What have I missed?
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Chris Tonks Posted Oct 3, 2001
Masque, my friend, my weapons and technology are the msot advanced in the Known Uni-... No, sorry, the Known Omniverse, after I entered the Space Between Dimensions. Your illegal stuff is no match for my never-before-actually-seen-and-therefore-not-proclaimed-to-be-illegal weapons!
And I am technological advisor, so I know best! 
Ego, ego...
*Materialises some glass-lined lead boxes.*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 3, 2001
I'll be back in a while...
*leaves, heading for the local gas station, limping slightly*
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 3, 2001
*watches T limp off. shakes head, gets a cup of Miss Pegasus' and retires to her office*
Chief
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 3, 2001
*returns pushing a wheel barrow filled with cans of Water Joe*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 3, 2001
*limps over to closet to listen again*
Secretary of dirty tricks, eh? But aimed at us or them?
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Oct 3, 2001
Good Call T. Cheif, we need 35 more coffee pots.
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Chris Tonks Posted Oct 3, 2001
Oh, and Lil, erm, what did you mean by 'You!'? It is me, yes.
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 3, 2001
*hands Marv the requisition forms for the pots* Fill these out in triplicate and I'll be right on it.
Chief
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 3, 2001
*glares at chief, eyes narrowed*
Oh no - not another bureaucrat!
*leans nonchalantly against wall*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 3, 2001
Pegasus - take care of that, will you, please
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- 101: $u$ (Oct 3, 2001)
- 102: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Oct 3, 2001)
- 103: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 3, 2001)
- 104: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 105: cafram - in the states. (Oct 3, 2001)
- 106: 153745 (Oct 3, 2001)
- 107: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 108: 153745 (Oct 3, 2001)
- 109: Chris Tonks (Oct 3, 2001)
- 110: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 111: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 112: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 113: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 114: 153745 (Oct 3, 2001)
- 115: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Oct 3, 2001)
- 116: Chris Tonks (Oct 3, 2001)
- 117: 153745 (Oct 3, 2001)
- 118: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 119: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 120: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 3, 2001)
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