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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Oct 31, 2002
y 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 31, 2002
Yuck, fish
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Narapoia Posted Oct 31, 2002
That's as may be, Ralph, but if they cut the cat's head off it would still be done for even if the fish couldn't eat it!
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Spiff Posted Oct 31, 2002
"lightly killed and fried"!!!!! 
- I'm sorry to have to inform you, madame, that your son has been lightly killed in a traffic accident.
- Oh well, i spose it could've been worse, then...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 31, 2002
Yup, it could have been on purpose
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Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation Posted Oct 31, 2002
'lightly killed'
What? Gassed with helium? 
Whoami? 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 31, 2002
Nope, just humanely
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Bogie Posted Oct 31, 2002
" Gassed with helium?"
Nice one Whoami!
B
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Oct 31, 2002
Well, the fish was likely dead before the guts were taken out, so killing it after would be rather pointless...
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Mina Posted Oct 31, 2002
Judging by the topic drift you're obviously all happy with this, so I'm unsubscribing. 
If anyone finds this later and wants to ask something, come and ask one of the Editorial team on our Personal Spaces. 
30 October, 2002: Commercial Links on h2g2
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Oct 31, 2002
too y ..unsub
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egon Posted Oct 31, 2002
Topic drift? pah! It was one of you italics who started the whole mayonaisse business!
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Tango Posted Oct 31, 2002
Good point! It was Jim's fault (IIRC, can't be bothered to check)!
BTW, helium is inert, not toxic, so you would have to remove all the oxygen and suffocate the victim, and just use the helium to stop the decompresion killing them. Not the usual meaning of the verb "gas", but still a fun way to kill someone (as far as murder can be defined as "fun")!
Tango
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Researcher 185550 Posted Oct 31, 2002
Yes, fun murder. Evil clowns and that sort of thing.
"Hahahahaha DIE! Hahahahahaha DIE!"
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egon Posted Oct 31, 2002
JUst like.....whichever steven King movie had the evil clown in. Was it "It"?
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Researcher 185550 Posted Oct 31, 2002
No idea. Haven't seen any.
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Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation Posted Oct 31, 2002
Tango - that was the idea. If I wanted to kill them with something toxic, I'd use chlorine or something - but then they wouldn't be good to eat, would they. Anyway - think 'lightly killing' and the density of helium versus the density of air - many already have...
Whoami?
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egon Posted Oct 31, 2002
whatever floats your boat...or dead body...or whatever.
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Oct 31, 2002
It was IT 
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- 61: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Oct 31, 2002)
- 62: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 31, 2002)
- 63: Narapoia (Oct 31, 2002)
- 64: Spiff (Oct 31, 2002)
- 65: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 31, 2002)
- 66: Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation (Oct 31, 2002)
- 67: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 31, 2002)
- 68: Bogie (Oct 31, 2002)
- 69: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Oct 31, 2002)
- 70: Mina (Oct 31, 2002)
- 71: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Oct 31, 2002)
- 72: egon (Oct 31, 2002)
- 73: Tango (Oct 31, 2002)
- 74: Researcher 185550 (Oct 31, 2002)
- 75: egon (Oct 31, 2002)
- 76: Researcher 185550 (Oct 31, 2002)
- 77: Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation (Oct 31, 2002)
- 78: egon (Oct 31, 2002)
- 79: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Oct 31, 2002)
- 80: egon (Oct 31, 2002)
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