h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah yes. I will do a quick search for people of that name and then mebbe change my name...

Yeah there's no- one called Majiktise. I may have to cycle. From Roadkill to Roadkill a.k.a Majiktise. And then Majiktise. And then to Majiktise a.k.a Roadkill. And then Roadkill. And then the whole thing over again.

Or perhaps from Majiktise to Vroomfondel?

This too is a good idea. Maybe I'll change my name depending on the day. Roadkill aka Majiktise aka Vroomfondel when I'm feeling particularly thick. Majiktise aka Roadkill aka Vroomfondel when I'm well dressed. Vroomfondel aka Majiktise aka Roadkill when I'm feeling clever.

I demand that I may or may not be feeling clever!

I demand that I may or may not have to read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy again!

It's all right, you don't have to demand that!

Well, in that case I demand that I don't have to demand to read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.

Good one. I think extra special demandness should be placed on that one.

What's the point of our sitting up all night arguing that their may be(or may not be)a god, if this machine goes and gives you his tlelphone number in the morning?

I don't know. But I demand to be able to call Her and give Her an earful in the morning.

But what if she actually says something back at you?

I'm going to use an old ranters trick: not let Her get a word in edgeways.

If God is a woman, you won't stand a chance.

I had forgotten.

I'll just have to demand she stops.

What with the war and illnesses and Bush, I don't think She's a good listener!!


BTW, What happened to Majikthise?

Maybe so. The Onion has a good take on that.

I don't know. I think I got bored of it, I like being Roadkill.

The Onion's cool! God answers invalid's prayer: NO! says God!