h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They would come and live there, so the cause would be strengthened. Course, they might try getting us to start working.

They would try and fail.

Yeah. Then we would have to try and make them stop working. Except, that's too much like hard work. Maybe, laziness would osmosize out to them, and they'd stop work.

Yeah, it might.

I can tell you are not convinced.

Being totally convinced is to much like work.

*Stops laughing, it takes to much effort*

There was this Oscar Wilde quote, but it's slipped my mind for the moment.

Ah, well, I have one up on you here. I didn't know it in the first place.

This is so annoying! I knew it, and it's off again!

I try to know as little as I can. Exams in progress, only accentuates the feeling.

I know what you mean; due to much procrastinating, I've got to watch 8 hours of German television before next week.

Revision is so much more fun when you're drunk and there are lots of you.

Did I say watch? What I really meant was convince a friend to e-mail me the stuff!

Actually I really should go and do some philosophy revision...

That moron actually bought it! How thick can you get!

<laugh.

I learnt Monty Python's Philosopher's Song.

I don't know that one. How about changing your nickname to Majiktise?

Hmmm? Any particular reason?

He's one of the philosophers from the Hitch Hikers' guide.