A Conversation for The Celebrity Game!

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Post 21

Researcher 185550

Like accidentally decapitating yourself?


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Post 22

Arthbard

I was thinking more along the lines of accidentally slinging sweat on an attractive woman who happens to be standing nearby. I suppose decapitating yourself would be pretty unpleasant, too, however.


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Post 23

Researcher 185550

What attractive woman? Where? I don't see any attractive women. Maybe they don't exist either.


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Post 24

Arthbard

Oh, damn. Now the attractive women are ceasing to exist, also. Something must be done about this.


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Post 25

Researcher 185550

Ah! I know! Search out all the pictures of attractive women and print them out. I suggest that you and I are the keepers of all this, as it is our God-given task. TO PORNOGRAPHY!


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Post 26

Arthbard

Quick! To the pornogramobile!


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Post 27

Researcher 185550

Hey! These speedometers are really interesting shapes!


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Post 28

Arthbard

You wouldn't believe how long it took me to find a car with those. Strangely enough, the female-shaped airbags were quite easy to come by.


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Post 29

Researcher 185550

Don't look at or touch the handbrake.


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Post 30

Arthbard

Urgh...How did that get there?


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Post 31

Arthbard

Or shall I say, "What handbrake?"


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Post 32

Researcher 185550

Yes. You should say that. But look at the headrests!*Wolf-whistles*


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Post 33

Arthbard

smiley - bigeyes

*since arthbard is unable to whistle, his attempt to smiley - whistle comes out more like smiley - puff*


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Post 34

Researcher 185550

hehe


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Post 35

Arthbard

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

as performed by Arthbard Vootenoy

Hi, ho
Hi, ho
It's off to work I go
smiley - puffsmiley - puffsmiley - puffsmiley - puffsmiley - puffsmiley - puffsmiley - puff
Hi, ho
Hi, ho
Hi, ho
Hi, ho


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Post 36

Researcher 185550

Reminds me of a game I play with others in sport: Hit a ping pong ball back and forth. Say a word to add on to the sentence. If you:
1. Say two words
2. Don't say a word
3. Say something that doesn't make sense
you will be challanged. Fail the challange and you must crawl around the table on your hands and knees either singing or whistling "Yankee Doodle" or a nursery rhyme of your choice. Pass it and the challanger has to do the forfeit.


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Post 37

Arthbard

Sounds interesting. Maybe they'll make it an olympic sport. Heck, they already have curling.


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Post 38

Researcher 185550

Yeah I think I'll add it to blow football.


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Post 39

Arthbard

Blow...Sorry...Made me think of the pornogramobile...


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Post 40

Researcher 185550

Yeah I know it's a weird game. Fun though. The name was meant to sound like that.


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