h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But I have read it, I remember everything, what do I do??




Blackmail! Excellent.

Give me sugar or I will tell the world!!!

Um, read what?

*Passes sugar over to Lord Morgan just in case*

Ahhh

Do excuse me, I get very bored very easily, there's only so much watching transformers can do.

Hmm...I'm thoroughly confused, but thank you for giving me the opportunity to make my Army of Darkness reference for the day: "Give me some sugar, baby." There. I had to get that out of my system.

Random requests for sugar and random singing. Both excellent ways to thoroughl confuse anyone.

I confuse very well, it's a kind of a mission in life for me.

Then, you've come to the right place...Well, no, actually you haven't...The Temple of Confusionism is a couple of doors down. It tends to spill over into various other conversations, though.

Sorry, shall I leave? It's through watching Bill Oddie and burds.
Will the thrills end?

Oh, no stay. The thrills never end here. Whether it's recreating Greek mythology with smurfs or creating smiley hieroglyphics, we've got it all.

Jolly good, smurfs eh? What about famous Napoleonic sea battles with Cornflakes?

Hmm...Cornflakes...Could be interesting. Not quite sure how we'd go about doing it, though.

Well, you could use ship- shaped cornflakes for ships, milk for the sea, and that little dust you get at the bottom of the packet for men. Food dye would sort out the problem of uniforms, but I d'no how you'd do the cannons.

Hmm...Do they have to be very ship-shaped or can they just be sort of ship-shaped and we can use our imaginations?

Imagination is allright.

Oh, good. It might be hard to find extremely ship-shaped cornflakes. Fruit Loops, however, would make nice life preservers.

Life preservers that are bigger than the ships? Best kind I s'pose.