Escape Pod Dreams - the 'New Puppy Issue'

Woof! Whiiiine! Tear! Crunch! Dig! Blechh!

A friend of mine caught some idiot beating a puppy the other day. She sent her brother to relieve the idiot of the responsibility. Now it is mine. Her name is Yvonne De Collar and some people say she looks like a Pit Bull/Blue Heeler mix. My dogs have no breed. I look in their eyes and if they seem remotely intelligent, then they are mine.

More reasons why small children and animals make fools out of adolts:

1. 8:57 AM
I haven't had a puppy in years
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 9:57 AM
The cat is not very happy
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 10:57 AM
Sleep, what is it?
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

4. 11:57 AM
'The Witches of Eastwick' and "Ishtar"
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)