h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not in public.... try a more private domain!!
you really do only have one thing on your mind dont you.... and women accuse men of being sex mad!!

I was only trying to get some sleep!

yeah right... thats what they all say... i need another

anyone else around to keep me company?

Me I'm here ...

So what's up people ... it seems that all the designated bars around here are turning into hot beds of wanton lust ...

u have to admit that its not such a bad thing but if you want to blame anyone, blame tally, she is the one always wanting to get into bed with people... even the barman, who i promptly executed (see previous bit of the convo)

Any excuse to murder someone.

Pass me a will u?

is that ok?

thanx.

*sips and hops into bed just in case ... *

Have some . Just dont spill it on the bed...we've made enuf of a mess in here without wrecking the bed as well!

U no wot??? I think I've had a bit too much too drink!!!

I wonder wot can be demolished now.

Have we got a new barman yet??

If not, how r we going to get one???

It dont look good if you have a job advert with a line of

"Must be either suicidal or insane to stay alive"

Who's going to write the job advert anyway???

Barman Wanted

Must Be: 1. Suicidal
2. Mad
3. .... er.... thats it

Wages paid on survival terms only

No mention about being indestructible then???

look at the bunch we have in here... indestructible just isnt a possibility... but being arnorld schwazenager might help

And maybe undead!

*Darth Vader says* Obe one has taught you well, and i am your new barman

I no we been behaving badly here but....

*Darth Vader says*

you have failed me for the last time



*Feeshkiwiman says*

nice one Darth... can i offer you a

If I wasn't a vampire I would have died from that!!!



How'd u do that??? Not supposed to be able to kill vampires!!! That's not fair!!



That had no flavour at all!



Damn! I need someone to bring me back to live or wotever. I think it takes a drop of blood on the dust....Well hurry up...I'm dying of Thirst!!!!! Sorry I cant do that I'm already dead! Oh well...I am in desperate need of a very strong

<grabs knife from bar rushes to tally and stabs self in left hand, applies blood to tally, she truns immediately back inot a vampire and chris finds himself fondling a certain part of her anatomy, withdraws hand in disgust (well actually to avoid raised eyebrows)