h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We had to promise to put a portrait of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the Alabaster House atrium to assure the all important Pastafarian vote, you know (I think I also said I'd name my first born son after the FSM). This was just my way of killing two birds (no, not the ducks) with one stone.

I have no objection at all to having a portrait of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Alabaster House. But in future, sdon't use the words Kill and duck on the same LED - let alone the same paragraph.

Prez Hyp wuves her wittle ducky wuckies.

We all have bad memories of those duck abusers we trounced in the election

I know. It's wonderful. No , no lethal light fittings, no flooding storm drains, no leaking skylights... Bliss.

Boo! Hiss! Down with Waterfowl Abuse! Thank heavens we won. Our little paddling buddies are safe. Aren't they just the cutest things?

'Hypatia (still hunting her seal)'.

(Whispers) Madam President, I think you should make it clear what kind of seal you're hunting. Otherwise the voters may start to imagine you in the polar regions wielding a club.

Thank you, Ormy. That's why it's ss vital to keeep one's spinmeister close to hand.

The Presidential Seal has been located. See F2733189?thread=1268242 He is currently on a bathroom break, but will be back directly. We will at that time take a photograph of him and make an embosser bearing his likeness.