You're So Poor...

• If your father didn't cut holes in your pockets at Christmas, you
  wouldn't have anything to play with.
  
  
• People from the church would run over animals in front of your house to help with food.
  
  
• Beggars give you money.
  
  
• You don't have a pot to p**s in, or a window to throw it out of.
  
  
• Someone saw you kicking a can down the street, and when asked what they were doing you said, "moving".
  
  
• You can't afford to pay attention
  
  
• A guy walked into your house, stepped on a cigarette and your mum yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
  
  
• Your parents got married for the rice.
  
  
• I saw your mum walking down the street with one shoe, I said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." she said, No, I found one.
  
  

• When you asked what was for dinner your mom put her foot on the table and said corn.
  
  
• You live in a 2 story cracker jack box.
  
  
• When someone asks where the bathroom is, your mom says "pick a corner...any corner.
  
  
• You go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
  
  
• You buy an imitation of a fake Rolex.
  
  
• Burglars bring things to you.