What happens when you fall in love with:

• A chef?
  
  You get buttered up.
• A chauffeur?
  
  You get taken for a ride.
• A gambler?
  
  He cheats on you.
• A telephone operator?
  
  He gives you a phone-y line.
• A trashman?
  
  He dumps you.
• A clockmaker?
  
  He two-times you.
• A pastry cook?
  
  He desserts you.

• A shoe salesman?
  
  He walks all over you.
• An elevator operator?
  
  He lets you down.
• An artist?
  
  He gives you the brush.
• A jogger?
  
  He gives you the run-around.