h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That settles it. YWUM, Pack you're weapons, we're swipeing Affy's ship.

Right, off we go, whats his hanger number? I'll get us right into it.

He's holed up in hanger #42... Let's got get him!

right
~exits~

I've already broken in here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F35868?thread=156223&post=1551742 Be there, or be square.

brilliant!

If I guesed how much money it cost Affy to make that ship, I'd guess that it was a lot, and I'd be totally serious!

25:12:01, please read my Journal, there is a message for you all in it

Merry Xmas to you too then, HappyDude.

merry xmas!

Sorry for not logging in sooner, HD, but Merry XMas to you as well.


Everyone, stay right here! We've got an important mission coming up! I've finally figured out a way to keep CHOPPERS out of our hair!

*Several Gecko Warriors enter the scene, along with two Komodo Dragon Warriors. They each have some strange looking pieces of equipment and weaponry. One of them is carrying a box that has a strange looking collection of belts in it. KL sets the security cameras to record what happens next so that he doesn't have to repeat himself. He makes a signal and all of the Krylma Troops take a belt as KL does the same. KL puts on the belt and addresses all STUMPED agents* For those of you who may be unaware, h2g2 is no longer using Ripley programming. Instead, it is now using DNA programming, which allows the h2g2 servers to run several other websites. Now, these websites aren't nearly as populated as h2g2, nor does CHOPPERS have any presence on them, whatsoever! I have constructed a device here that will allow us to travel to these other websites and conquer them! We won't have super-heroes to foul up our plans, we won't even have the wimps at CLI! The only thing standing between us and total domination of these locations will be the local law enforcement! And I believe we've all seen how effective *those* are, considering how we always managed to take over places before the heroes show up to stop us. Now then! Everyone take a belt and follow me to our next great conquest! We're going to conquer the city of London, starting with the shopping district! Set your belts to http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/place-london/F85917?thread=174242 everyone! I like those last four digits. A good omen, if you ask me. *KL pushes the button marked "send" on his belt, and he, along with all of the Krylma Troops already wearing belts, vanish*

Zeb: Shopping district, eh? I'd really prefer trashing an American Mega-Mall, myself (they must DIIIIIIIIEEEE!!), but I job's a job. Oh, by the way Krymla... I'M fine at the moment, but an alternate version of me in another forum might need a hand regenerated at some point. I, uh, trust you have that kinda technology. It would fit with the reptile shtick and all...

But of course I do. It may be a bit harder considering your cartoonish physiology, but Krylma bio-technology has been at those standards for centuries.

[Darths Corrigible, Brooks, and Sipid enter, along with three Dark Sith Extras.]

[Corrigible] Great! Let's go!

[Darth Brooks] I can't wait for this cool stuff!

[Sipid] And I'M gonna eat some WAFFLES!

Zeb: Mmmmmmmh... waffles... Oh, hey, somebody got one of those belt thingies? I don't think I have one...

[The clones warp out]

[Dr. Wily] Here you go! [hands Zeb one] Say, is there any way we could adapt one of these for my flying saucer?

Zeb(in response to the Doc): I... DON'T knooooooow...

*A Gecko Warrior picks up a belt, and manages to wrap it all the way around the saucer-thing. He tosses a remote control to Dr. Wily to help control the belt without having to manually push the buttons*

*sea grabs a belt (from where? who knows?! don't ask!) and warps out*