h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Krylmabot checks the hench-finder system which uses secret microchips in the henchpeople and a satellite uplink to trace the locations of any STUMPED agents*

Krylmabot-The Ninja...along with several of the henchmen...are not present on the planet. If they died, it is safe to say that they died elsewhere. Somewhere more distant than Pluto.

*sips*

*Krylmabot sighs*

Well,...we can still count this as a victory, I suppose. We hadn't paid those henchpeople's paychecks in a month, and they were bound to start asking about it sooner or later.

so wot next?

Up for kidnapping someone at the Alabaster House?

hmm... depends, wots the security like

[This is being watched in a movie theater by Yar, Bender from Futurama, and HK-47 from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.]

[HK-47] Imitation: [in Krylmabot's voice] "They've got a puppy in it somewhere."

[Yar] [as Happydude] "Ooh! That's too scary!"

Hey don't take the until after you have been up close and personal with the US Secret Service Presidential detail

Krylmabot-I'd say that it's "tight" security. A super villain could get in pretty easily if they're sneaky about it. Getting out again with a mark might be harder, depending on how resistant they are to the idea of being kidnapped.

...well there is no harm in looking into it I suppose...

[Bender] Vaguely looking into it without immediately taking action is the very hallmark of ... MISTER TEA!

Luck is where opportunity meets preparation and I like to be lucky

So is the tea opportunity, or is it preparation?

I suppose it could be both.

Theis just a caffeine fix that is high in anti-oxidants

*sips*

Krylmabot-...I see.

has the ninja hench-thing turned up yet?

Krylmabot-No it hasn't, but we've got plenty more.

[Cut to hundreds of hench-ninjas]

[Hench-ninja closest to camera] The best thing about being me is, there's so MANY me's!

yeah but that one was actually half good at the job...

Krylmabot-Well, it's a shame that the mission couldn't have been finished before whatever happened out there that made the ninja and the thugs vanish happened.