A Conversation for S.T.U.M.P.E.D. Stadium!

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Post 2341

The Corrupt One

*Kudos snickers to himself and activates some good-old-fashioned heat-seeking missiles. In typical Kudos fashion, though, instead of actually trying to lock them on the beam sources, he fires them wildly about.*


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Post 2342

Afgncaap5

*The Krylma Leader pushes a minion out of a chair and uses the terminal to retarget all of the Eric Evari Rays onto a single point on the tank to try and increase their heat*

Let's see if those heat seeking missiles do their job properly...


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Post 2343

The Corrupt One

*The surface of the tank sizzles and bubbles under the combined force of the beams. The heat seeking missiles begin to twitch toward the tank...*

[Kudos] oh smiley - bleep

*...but then the top of the tank opens up, ejecting Kudos into the Stadium stands. The tank puts up some reflectors that redirect the beams in the direction of the control room...*

[Kudos] OOOOF. Blasted tank! Get back here!

*The tank growls.*

[Kudos] smiley - huh


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Post 2344

Afgncaap5

*The Krylma Leader frowns and quickly shuts off the lazers, keeping an eye on the missiles. He picks up a microphone to address the alien*

KL-Kudos! Why did you eject yourself from that tank, and why is it growling?


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Post 2345

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*one of the reflected rays has hit the vendor's replacement umbrella, and she is once more hovering under a spray of smoking struts*

smiley - bleepin 'eck.


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Post 2346

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Ray watches all this with interest.]


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Post 2347

Afgncaap5

*The Krylma Leader waits for a response, still keeping a wary eye on the tank*


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Post 2348

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*the vendor pulls out a handheld device and starts shopping for non-flammable umbrellas*

What's the delivery address here?


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Post 2349

The Corrupt One

I smell hot dogs... smiley - drool

*Kudos attempts to pry himself out of the bleachers, in blissful ignorance of the incoming cartoonish allotment of heat-seeking missiles.*


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Post 2350

Afgncaap5

*Winces at the sight of the missiles now coming towards the stadium and tries to raise the stadium's minimal defenses quickly*


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Post 2351

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

I suppose I could put up a VPB in the meantime, 'though I've no idea how they handle flameballs. *stretches a VPB over the still-warm struts of the umbrella and watches with interest as the transparent material reshapes itself to accommodate the spines*


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Post 2352

Afgncaap5

*Slaps his forehead for not thinking of it sooner, and he activates several of the fire traps in the hazing grounds of the arena floor, since that place is being repaired anyway*


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Post 2353

Afgncaap5

*The Krylma Leader orders several minions to go to the basement and requisition one of the gigantic spherical boulders. With a service elevator, the boulder is taken to the top of Kudos' section of the stands, and the boulder is pushed down, as in a giant game of plinko, haphazardly bouncing down between the seats towards the alien*


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Post 2354

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

smiley - yikes
*the vendor finds herself in the path of the boulder, maybe, and is momentarily paralyzed with indecision as to which way to run*


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Post 2355

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Ray moves out of the way, and regards the vendor.] Hmm ... maybe I should telekinetically hold her in place ...


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Post 2356

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You should, you should!smiley - magic


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Post 2357

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*the boulder hits the umbrella and bounces off the VPB, careening in a new direction but downslope of the vendor*


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Post 2358

Afgncaap5

*The Krylma Leader grabs the control room's microphone and laughs maniacally into it*

KL-Behold, Kudos, as death falls from above! As more and more boulders begin to cascade down, ask yourself...can you survive my Plinko Game Of Doom?! Ah-Hahahahahahahaha!!!

*He snaps off the microphone*

KL-Hmmm...was that too forced?

*A nearby Gecko Warrior shrugs, noncommitally*


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Post 2359

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*the vendor looks up at the umbrella with interest. One strut is dented slightly, but the VPB is as if untouched*

Well. That's useful to know.


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Post 2360

The Corrupt One

*Kudos holds up a sign saying smiley - bleep, ala Wile E. Coyote, the moment before everything hits him at once.*

*Meanwhile, the tank whines miserably to itself.*


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