The Frog-People's Constitution
Created | Updated Jul 22, 2003
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Welcome to the Frog-People's Constitution. Here all of the things that you find most annoying in society can be rectified! It's my hope that I'll be able to build up a list of all those laws that seemed to have been missed over the generations, such as Free asparagus for the under fives or Frog day every 10th of the month!
To become a Member of the Frog-People simply add a discussion with your suggestion for the constitution and I'll add it as soon as I can.
We the Frog-People of the H2G2 do hold these truth's to be self-evident, that all researcher's are registered equal. In order to form a more perfect Guide, we do establish this Constitution for the Frog-People of the H2G2.
2legs: Free sandwiches every Monday.
ANDROKTONE: Free fizzy drinks and jelly babies on buses to cheer you up when you are on your way to work.
Arwen: Compulsory Douglas Adams and Tolkien taught in schools.
ffeJ: No TV/Radio station should be allowed play the same commercial/song more than once every 6 hours.
Frogbit:Compulsory ponds for all gardens (keeping in mind safety covers for children who haven't worked out the difference between air and water yet).
good plan: Anyone found being mean will be briefly dissaproved of.
intellectualwaffle: Models should be force-fed chocolate one day each month.
Lizzy: All evidence of "Star Trek" to be vaporised.
Rat: h2g2 to include Milliways, towels, a psychotic nun with a bazooka in one hand and a rose in the other, a towel with a rat and frog and something else which I can't recall emblem, guilty, and ashamed smileys.
TDiD: All dimensions above 3 cease to exist until the requisite number of dimensions can be drawn on paper!!
WeS: Free jam for all!
Entries welcome!
Welcome to the Frog-People's Constitution. Here all of the things that you find most annoying in society can be rectified! It's my hope that I'll be able to build up a list of all those laws that seemed to have been missed over the generations, such as Free asparagus for the under fives or Frog day every 10th of the month!
Become a member of the Frog-People!
To become a Member of the Frog-People simply add a discussion with your suggestion for the constitution and I'll add it as soon as I can.
We the Frog-People of the H2G2 do hold these truth's to be self-evident, that all researcher's are registered equal. In order to form a more perfect Guide, we do establish this Constitution for the Frog-People of the H2G2.
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2legs: Free sandwiches every Monday.
ANDROKTONE: Free fizzy drinks and jelly babies on buses to cheer you up when you are on your way to work.
Arwen: Compulsory Douglas Adams and Tolkien taught in schools.
ffeJ: No TV/Radio station should be allowed play the same commercial/song more than once every 6 hours.
Frogbit:Compulsory ponds for all gardens (keeping in mind safety covers for children who haven't worked out the difference between air and water yet).
good plan: Anyone found being mean will be briefly dissaproved of.
intellectualwaffle: Models should be force-fed chocolate one day each month.
Lizzy: All evidence of "Star Trek" to be vaporised.
Rat: h2g2 to include Milliways, towels, a psychotic nun with a bazooka in one hand and a rose in the other, a towel with a rat and frog and something else which I can't recall emblem, guilty, and ashamed smileys.
TDiD: All dimensions above 3 cease to exist until the requisite number of dimensions can be drawn on paper!!
WeS: Free jam for all!
1Thanks to Wazungumza
