h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm going to be awkward and not do what you say ! If you could create a fragrance pour homme called 'paradox'. I would like to be able to understand the conflicting Answers to Everything!

Also, could I have a fragrance called 'Awkward', again pour homme (or perhaps pour femme as well) that keeps the Answer elusively away from the .... sniffers
Thanking ye,
GB

Well, sir, perhaps I may suggest a mixture of the two? There is WD-42: Awkward Paradoxes, or WD-42: Paradoxical Awkwardness. Both do the same thing as you suggest, except one is a little more awkward than the other, and the other is more of a paradox...

I'm afraid it is still only one atomiser administered to each person, but take a look at what you would like and soon you could be the proud owner of a WD-42 atomiser!

Please include a witty quote when you make your purchase so I can stick it in the front page/window of previous customers!

Thanks!

Caper Plip

I think Ill have awkward paradoxes please! But a witty quote... that's gonna take some thought... which will take some time!

Thank you sir! You are now the proud owner of a can of WD-42: Awkward Paradoxes! I shall put you on the front page/window as soon as you choose your quote! Choose carefully!

Thanks!

Caper Plip

is it going to be made on general release?

If there is enough demand... perhaps? I shall put you in the front window now!

"My aftershave is fantastical it attracts women like nothing else, I'm like the pied piper! The service was spontaneous!"