If you feel that none of the pret-â-porter collection suits your needs, then why don't you pop into the Bespoke Services? Here, Witty Ditty and Caper Plip will only be too pleased to assess your needs and go down to the laboratory to give you an individual and distinctive blend all of your own.

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Just to Reiterate...

Unfortunately, we are not allowed to provide WD-42: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (Beeblebrox Enterprises(TM)) as we are bound by several nuclear missile treaties.