A Conversation for Talking Point: How to Get on With Your Flatmates

Or how not to get on with them

Post 1

Mong, Ruler of the Spoon People

Eat their hamster, paint the house black, glue everything to the ceiling, keep urine in a jar and faeces in a box. Its so easy!


Or how not to get on with them

Post 2

Peregrin

Worship gherkins.


Or how not to get on with them

Post 3

Mong, Ruler of the Spoon People

Chain yourself to their bed and get them to bring you food.
Or smoke weed and do whatever comes naturally (the previous could be one of these smiley - biggrin)


Or how not to get on with them

Post 4

Peregrin

Publish communist tracts and insist on chanting them daily.

Stir fry the houseplants.


Or how not to get on with them

Post 5

Mong, Ruler of the Spoon People

Spill a lot of beer on their bed and swin in it.

Pray to occult gods. Sacridice somethong nasty.


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