h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi im new

Hi there, and welcome to h2g2!

wow ... is this like msn or my spaceits confusing

This is nothing like MSN or any other chat tools - what you write stays up even when you're not online, and can be read by anyone at any time.

That tends to slow down conversations a bit, and make them more substantial, in general - because you're not in a hurry to communicate, you can take all the time you want.

cool im not that fast at typing so thats good

omg everyone can read what im saying im getting paranoid

my screen names really s# can u swear on this ?

If you don't like your nickname (if that's what you mean by your screen name) you can change it by clicking on the 'My preferences' link in the left margin. This will not affect your login details.

As for swearing, this is what the <./>HouseRules</.> - that you agreed to when registering, by the way - say about swearing:

"Hardcore swearing has never been permitted on h2g2 and now we have a 'Profanity Filter' to prevent common swear words from being posted. Some swearing - such as quotes from poems or plays in entries intended for the Edited Guide, for example - may be editorially acceptable, but in everyday communication it is not. Limited use of the smiley may be permissible, however."

your female right

(no offence if your not)

Titania is the queen of fairies in 'A Midsummer's Night Dream' by William Shakespeare - choosing a female nickname would indicate that I'm female.

sorry

No need to be sorry - I don't expect everyone to know Shakespear's plays by heart!

its ok im not a huge fan of shakespear so i havent heard of that one but i had to dtudy romeo and juliet and ive become somewhat of a fan of that

i have to go now otherwise i may face certian death from my freind...

chat to you on monday

sees ya