A Conversation for The Second Virtual Prez of h2g2: The Winner Is...

Voting?!

Post 1

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

I missed the voting?

Oh woe.

When can I cast my next vote and will it make a difference?


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Post 2

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes hey, where you been? you missed the oppertunity to oppertunity vote for me smiley - winkeyesmiley - run


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Post 3

J

*the Vice President enters, resplendent in his woolen cape*

Yes, when the term ends, and of course not, we're going to be stealing votes like crazy.

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 4

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I demand a reelection!


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Post 5

J

Demand? You'll get further by asking nicely.

Still not very far at all, though smiley - winkeye

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 6

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I'm going to make an appeal to th eindependant doobry thinggy whatsit! smiley - ermsmiley - biggrin


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Post 7

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

You go 2legs, I second that motion, you can't stop it now, it'll smiley - snowball!


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Post 8

J

You mean the *formerly* indepedent committee on Hegemony, right?

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 9

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Is that what Vice Presidents do? Abolish here, abolish there, here an abolishment, there an abolishment, everywhere and abolishment.

*Sung to the tune of old MacDonald*


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Post 10

J

No, no, no. We just pack our sycophants onto independent hegemony commissions. Things like that.

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 11

Trin Tragula

smiley - run Independent Hegemony Watchdog, make way, make way! smiley - run

*Screeches to a halt*

Since President Hypatia was good enough to provide Offheg with a proper office, so getting us out of that broom closet *frowns at VP* ...

Well, things have been quiet, frankly smiley - erm

BUT - Offheg is ever-vigilant, ever-watchful. Oh yes.

So, does someone wish to register a complaint? To trigger the smooth relentless enquiryness that is Offheg in its pomp? smiley - wow


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Post 12

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

revote revote! re vote! re election1!!!!


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Post 13

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

I am under the impression that the postal votes were counted twice and the election itself was downplayed to the opposition so that 2leg voters weren't aware that it took place!


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Post 14

Trin Tragula

Hmmm. A worrying impression ... smiley - erm

All the votes were postal, though. Which means that, if they were counted twice, the result's the same. And voter turn-out was twice as bad as was previously thought.

Downplaying it to keep 2legs supporters in the dark - that's a more serious matter ...


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Post 15

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

But if the postal votes were tampered with, then 2legs would have a ---leg---- to stand on when this goes to the tribunal!


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Post 16

U2144927

How many were there? How long did it last?

smiley - rofl


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Post 17

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Traveller in Time smiley - tit rereading
"Who where what why and whatever: < A5962548 >

The most exciting events of the elections: < A6067712 >"


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Post 18

U2144927

smiley - biggrin interesting boxes


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