A Conversation for ACF Scientific Research Facility and Armoury
Propoganda + Conversation Killers
Researcher 185550 Started conversation Dec 19, 2001
If you've seen ghe Doghouse recently, you'll know that I've recently become Officer for Anti- Cat Propoganda (and Enlightenment). Assumably this gives me some small diplomatic roll, but also a scientific. Red Dog has asked me to make the Conversation Killer, and I confess I'm stuck as to where to start (i.e.I've done jack). In addition to that, I'd like to get some propoganda out soon, which I'll just nick from Goebbels and change the names.
Propoganda + Conversation Killers
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 20, 2001
<ooc. I think something wierd just happened with my last post so herer it is [from memory] one more time
Hi Roadkill. I reckon the C-Killer should have at least two settings :
1. Yep
2. Nope
Propoganda + Conversation Killers
Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 20, 2001
Well, ok I did do a little bit more than that: I found this guy who says that saying "I'm in computing does" kills a conversation. Working on more though
('So I've got this big pussy boil, and I went to the doctor and he told me it was contagious. 'Contagious?' I said, and he said 'Yeah, really contagious' and I said 'Wow, you don't wanna get near that' and he said 'yeah, you could probably catch it over the interenet1')
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 29, 2002
Okey dokey, things are coming along nicely now, very well written by my friend Arthbard Vootenoy. It's at A669846 .
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Feb 1, 2002
*runs some more original anti-dog propaganda on a holo-viewer, 42 feet high, and loud enough to keep even a cat awake, then flies off to make more mischeif*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 1, 2002
*Does Red Dogs have an excited reaction to the unveiling of the Conversation Killer ? Does he think Roadkill and friend have truly excelled themselves this time ? Is he gagging to get a portable version for himself ?*
Yep
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Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 1, 2002
Find out same place, some other time, right here.
Still in development: loads of stuff still to come, and it looks like we're looking at /all/ areas of Conversation Killing, rather than just on computers. But it looks good, stuff is being thought up all the time.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Apr 11, 2002
MAJOR DISCOVERY MADE!
The conversation killer in it's most basic element has three settings. Positive, negative, neutral. A lot like atoms. We're currently trying to persuade the 'yep' the 'nope' and the 'ah' to behave like subatomic particles, so that we can make the CK - bomb. May also, when bombarded with single smiley posts, work as a source of energy. What sort, we're not sure. But I think for military applications, it could be used in some sort of tazer like thing.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 13, 2002
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Researcher 185550 Posted Apr 13, 2002
*Ducks for cover. CK energy is distributed all over the thread. Roadkill must apply the CK antidote*
cheese (that's experimental by the way).
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 30, 2002
I think an open jar of Marmite gently waved under your nose would be a highly effective antidote and would probably do the trick.
How is the CK bomb going ? We may want to do a curiostizer style device with it to trap Cats.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Apr 30, 2002
Well, as soon as we can find out how a real bomb works, we'll just substitute the explosive ingredients with their CK counterparts.
Other progress? There's lots. We've made new CK- elements. Being the self- centered people that we are, we renamed them all. Instead of saying CK- Hydrogen, for example, we say Roadkillium. There could easily be a RedDogium, if you want.
Also, I have hypnotised a disease (tomitis- it's Ancient Greek for division- illness) which causes threads to disintegrate.
Finally, using advanced CK biochemsitry if you capture a cat it should be possible to recreate them in CK form. You need a bit of their genetic material, though. Only problem is that it's a bit unstable, tending to fall apart quickly- we think it dies 'cos it has no friends, not being able to converse-, and can only say 'Durrrrrrrrrr' in any case. We made a CK Roadkill.
Propoganda + Conversation Killers
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 1, 2002
RedDogium ... I like it. They'd be no chance of it turning out like Kryptonite of course would there . That'd be awful - imagine if the Cats got hold of that eh . Couldn't let that happen, oh no . Better be careful not to let any of that stuff out of the lab yes ? Definately don't let any be sold on the international weapons market no matter how lucrative
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Researcher 185550 Posted May 1, 2002
Absolutely. Keep it in one of those beams that you see in science fiction movies.
Propoganda + Conversation Killers
Researcher 185550 Posted May 13, 2002
Hey look at that! A poor bird, on the ground, really fat, doesn't look like it could fly or even run away!
*Takes a little bit of Cybercat's blood while Cybercat isn't looking*
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- 1: Researcher 185550 (Dec 19, 2001)
- 2: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 20, 2001)
- 4: Researcher 185550 (Dec 20, 2001)
- 5: Researcher 185550 (Jan 29, 2002)
- 6: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 30, 2002)
- 7: Researcher 185550 (Jan 30, 2002)
- 8: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Feb 1, 2002)
- 9: Researcher 185550 (Feb 1, 2002)
- 10: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 1, 2002)
- 11: Researcher 185550 (Feb 1, 2002)
- 12: Researcher 185550 (Apr 11, 2002)
- 13: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 13, 2002)
- 14: Researcher 185550 (Apr 13, 2002)
- 15: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 30, 2002)
- 16: Researcher 185550 (Apr 30, 2002)
- 17: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 1, 2002)
- 18: Researcher 185550 (May 1, 2002)
- 19: Cybercat (May 13, 2002)
- 20: Researcher 185550 (May 13, 2002)
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