A Conversation for ACF Scientific Research Facility and Armoury
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 4, 2001
YK, you stole that from "Mr.T v.s. Cats: an 'all your base' parody".... But it was still cool!
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Dec 4, 2001
Now it's my turn!
Kamehameha!!!
*Fires the HUGE blast at Mr. T.*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 4, 2001
[But Mr. T is no longer there. He disappeared after he completed that last attack, like any summon spell. However ...]
[YK] Eep.
[YK gets blown backwards through the wall behind him.]
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Dec 5, 2001
Now that I'm done with YK it's your turn, Clipboard.
*IST begins to slowly toward Clipboard, his eyes are glowing red.*
I wish there was an evil grin smiley.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 5, 2001
[YK re-enters, wearing a Met Hat. (You know, the construction-helmet things Metools wear.)]
[YK] And here we are, folks. I'm Still Thinking is ready for his third battle here, with one loss, and one win six seconds later! Now, I'm Still Thinking, super Saiyan, is about to fight ... Clipboard!
[The Met Hat pops up, revealing that it is still occupied by a Metool.]
[Metool] Nerp?
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Dec 5, 2001
*A red robot all of a sudden teleports in...*
Zero: I am here to inform you that CapCom is sueing you YK for 10,000,000 dollars.
*The (much better than X) red robot teleports out...*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 5, 2001
[Zero teleports in.]
[Zero] What ...? Who was that??
Sorry, too late, I already got Zero! 
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 5, 2001
[Clipboard draws his beam sword and says, "No force of man, god, or ape can stop me! Prepare your self!". Then, he charges at IST with his beam sword in front of him.]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 6, 2001
[YK] [hits the Metool with a mallet, producing a DING! sound] And the challenger charges at I'm Still Thinking, weapon drawn, and prepared to strike!
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 6, 2001
[As he slahes at IST with the beam sword, Clipboard leaps into the air, giving IST no chance to strike back. From in the air, Clipboard switches his weapon to a Missle launcher and fires a spread of missles at IST]
[Clipboard] :
Have at you!
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Dec 6, 2001
*The smoke clears to reveal IST is missing an arm.*
I'm going to KILL you now.
*IST begins to charge up...*
YK what cool Mega Man characters do you not control. You can't control all of them.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 6, 2001
[Roll enters.]
Says who?? 
Let's see ... I /do/ have
Protoman/Blues
Mega Man/Rock
Roll
Dr. Wily
Eight original Robot Masters
All your Bass are belong to us!
Treble
Guts Man
Quick Man
Frog Man
[Roll exits.]
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 7, 2001
you should make text metools... you know, like how Greebo makes text cats?
/=+==(~)( -)
******
Ohh, i'm no good at this, you figureit out, and I'll stick with text chocobos...
{^>
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Dec 8, 2001
Okay, that gives me the info I need.
*All of a sudden a strange figure appears...*
Sigma: I'm here to tell that your being sued by Capcom for 20,000,000 dollars, they're sueing you for more because we found out how many characters you've stolen. About 300,000 last time I heard.
*The strange figure disappears...*
I'm not being b*tchy YK, it's just that I've never seen that many characters controled by one person before. Good job. 
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 8, 2001
[Clipboard Continues to float in the air...]
[Clipboard] :
IST, you seem to have trouble staying on task...
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Dec 8, 2001
*IST stops chargeing up.*
I'm not mad anymore.
*The missing arm grows back.*
I think I'll go now. Tra la la la la la.
*IST walks off, apparently he forgot to take his anti-good-natured medication.*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 8, 2001
[[I'm Still Thinking retreats from the area swiftly, leaving him open to parting shots from Yaradovich Kramer, Bass, Treble, Sea, Clipboard, Sigma, Roll, or Red Dog.]]
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Dec 9, 2001
Sigma telported out, remember?
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- 163: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 4, 2001)
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