h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Anole]: *Chops up zombies*

[Sharp]: (To Anole & Aeryn): C'mon you guys, le's hurry up an' clear a way through so as we can get to my, our- new (ahem) 'legitimized' Shop, ? I don't reckon that zombies are smart or agile enough to be able to climb."

[Anole]:*goes into Tornado Tech and chops up half of the zombies*

[Sharp]: *keeps slicing w/his whirling scythe that he keeps, spinning as he goes, almost merrily chopping up zombies.*
"Boy, This is,-actually almost kinda fun."
(to the zombies) "Y'hear me!?!"
*keeps fighting,* every third zombie that gets hit is zapped.

[Aeryn] *goes after the frail-looking, long-dead ones, as her skills with the sword weren't her strong suit. Even the frail ones are very strong, and she soon has to work hard just to not get swamped by them*

[Sharp] *still fighting* "Gerrover 'ere, by Me & Anole."

*wind shifts into another group of zombies with the smoke of the Deathbane plant with it, killing the zombies*

[Aeryn] *has her back up against a tree, with a half-dozen angry-looking dead men and women waiting for her to drop her guard. She swings her sword wide, forcing the zombies to give a a bit of room, and she turned and quickly climbed the tree before they could regroup. One grabbed her ankle, but she shook him loose. (Reletively) safe in the tree, she reloaded her crossbow and began shooting bolts into the zombies.*

[Anole]: *comes running to defend Aeryn*
*chops up zombies*

[Aeryn] Cover your eyes!

*throws flash-powder down from the tree, hoping it'll do something*

*climbs tree, and takes out a bow and a quiver of arrows dipped in powdered Deathbane.*
*shoots zombies*

I have to go to work in about 20 minutes. If you want to keep playing and keep up the continuity, Aeryn can get knocked out or injured?

[Aeryn]: *jumps down from the tree while the zombies are still blinded, and kills five in quick succession*

Gah! my mom made me stop to have take out all the garbage & recycle, and go have dinner. Sinister fiends!!!
[Sharp]: "Hang on. Normally I rather dislike to 'have somebody 'riding on my coat-tails,' but just this once I don't mind (doesn't ironically mean that literally, but means get close by wheres he & Anole are at.)!"
*carves out a huge protection-circle using the scythe.*
"Everybody who wants to, stand w/in it, ? 'Cuz I can tell, things here are about really get messy."
*combines base-spells of ___knives&___ , using his new -ing scythe to channel through, & thus, *casts 'blade-mower' (a black move) & 'razor-s' with his other hand.**
Zombies are precisely and accurately diced into little cubes.
"I told yas it were about to turn messy. "
*keeps fighting*
*casts 'ices' @ the zombies that were ganging up on Aeryn.*
"Now try poking them, to see what happens when they fall over, eh?"
*keeps slashing at zombies.*

[Sharp]: "Hey, Anole, I was hoping to pass the business off to ya, eventually, since elves tend ta outlive humans. You aren't much good ta folks if'n yer dead."
*keeps slicing @ all zombies w/in the reach of his scythe blade,* electricity coiling about its blade and dark energy crackling away.
"C'mon, maybe if'n we make an'Attack triangle' Then these Creeps," *indicates toward s w/his scythe tip (Back, back!)* ,"...probably won't even be able to know what hit 'em, eh?"
*keeps striking @ zombies, whipping the scythe around himself while chopping away,-still...*

[Sharp]: (sees if he can shout louder than a howling zombie,-to...intimidate it?(!)): "You hear me?! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghahhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuur!!!!!!!!!!!!
"
*keeps slicing and mowing w/his scythe*

[Anole]: At the rate of the zombies we might not have a store. *uses Tornado Technique and starts spinning in circles around the campsite slashing through many of the zombies*

[Aeryn] *kills all the blinded zombies, then retreats*

Brave huh!

[Anole]:*gets into another tree a starts shooting more arrows, disintegrating zombies that they hit*

Nice huh

[Aeryn] (shouts) What's it gonna take to kill these things!?

*grabs a burning branch from the fire and uses it to keep the other zombies at bay while she hacked at one at a time*

(suddenly thinks) salt, maybe?

(shouts) Do you have any salt?