h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Football!!


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GOAL!!!!

WOOOO HOOOOO

GO LIL!!!!

I dundididit!!!


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Right that's it

Throws at Lil

Throws at Ducky.

meanie!

*Returns the in her patented Ice Blaster!*


DUCK!! *quack*

Patented Ice Blaster? I can't compete with that!

Neither could GodBen!.. He asked me to join the MotMV because of that!

MotMV - another thing on h2g2 that I don't really understand yet! What exactly is a multiverse? And why would you want to capture one?

The Multiverse is greater than the Universe

I didn't want to capture one, I was a mercenary and they made me a better offer

Disco Stu, Captain Nuge, and PFD...



Welcome to the Pantheon!!

Now, don't abuse your godly powers...remember, it's more fun to just amuse yourself with the mortals, rather than destroying them

Woo Hoo!!!

Thank you

Play with the people, mwah ha ha ha ha



do i get a badge or something?

Yes.. here:- http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F72979?thread=137809 lil xx Goddess of Rob the Carpet

Also, there are battles. They are fun and most amusing. Not much different that the abuse you've been sharing here.

Go forth, battle, and secure your solid God/dess status, instead of being just a God/dess in training.

Do i get a clue?

how do i do this?

can i just be a great big meanie?

Hello Mr Apollo-God Sir,

Can I please have a small spot in your Pantheon?

I quite possibly do not have the requisite qualifications to become even a god-in-training, but perhaps you have a vacancy for a mini-godette. Just until I grow up enough to master the skills. Until then, you can have one of my bacon sarnies and I'll mop your floors too!

I would like to be known as Mini-Godette Deakie, Master BLT Maker and Trainer of Penguins and Dogs with Webbed Feet.

Thank you for your consideration.

Ah yes, but how could one not acquiesce to such an eloquent request?


Welcome to the Pantheon, oh Mini-godette Deakie!

ohhhh i see!!!

deakie only has to wait five minutes!

and me and Stu had to wait years!

Pah!!!

and Deakie don't think that me and Stu will tell you where to find stuff again

Harsh, Duckie, Harsh!!

At least you got to have a practice fight while you were waiting!

You could probably knock me out with one of your high heeled shoes!

How long does it take to me made a higher up god?