h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i have taken the liberty of adding chromey stuff

is that ok?

can i be

chromecoveredclone - god of meanies, charlatans and scallywags?

what do i need to do?

What do you need to do?

You need to Celebrate!!

Welcome to the Pantheon!

And, so the new members know, the ascent from god-in-training to a full-fledged H2G2 god (or goddess) is solely based on your participation at Mount Olympus. Whether in the Battle of the Gods or the Valhalla Inn or whatever, if you prove loyal to the Pantheon, then the First Ones shall reward you

will you tell me where to find this mountain?

i get lost easy!

Take my hand Duckie, I've got a torch. We can get lost together! Where's Stu and Chromey when you need them? Huh, men!

i found a bar! there is a fish in there!

Pah our men folk are pants!!

come on love we can cope!

we are women, and look there are no men looking so we can be ourselves! Mwah ha ha ha ha

You can look here too....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A598629

Apollo can i please be the Goddess of funky music & Saturday night mischief

Duckie, did I see you lurking round the Valhalla Bar? I was the one who tripped in the doorway and went full length whilst trying to walk in looking like I belonged!

aye twas me! but nobody saw and i have a waiting at the bar!

ohhhh you gonna join us Nik! cool!

Yeah am gonna try but i dont know if Apollo will let me yet. Started to feel a bit inferior around all you God's

Yay!

please can I become a YTS Goddess? (Keeper of the Cocktail Cabinet?)

I follow instructions really well - but keep them simple!

Please O most honourable God Apollo...

May I be made Kimmiebabe: the Goddess Snowy Owl, Keeper of rabbits, foxes, badgers and hedgehogs...

I also would be honoured to have godhood conferred upon me - I watched a battle and it was glorious.

you have to say what you want to be god of Agent!

God of

Agent - god of not a clue?

Baaaa baaaa

you know i love you baby!

even after you jilted me atthe alter!