h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you kindly. Am off to spread my wisdom among the mortals.

Wisdom? Tell me, where can i find this thing you call wisdom?

(feeshkiwiman suggests that if u want to double your chances of discovering wisdom, dont ask a man)

I`m off to a good start then, eh?

Just because i`m spreading my wisdom doesn`t mean it`s going to make sense to anyone else

Oh, okay. That's alright then. As long as it doesn't have to make any sense!

Course not

::shakes her head and smiles:: ah the new ones..... anyway nothing we say has to make sense... just has to sound impresive

Are you a politician, SD??

*notices the burning table*
Guess that table will never mess with Arten again...

* creates a block of solid marble, and begins carving a new table*

Watch it, Apollo, next he'll show up with a jackhammer

Jackhammers? I hope not, I hate those things... My hair always misbehaves so much after having to listen to those terrible things!

Does your hair not like them then?

::shakes her head:: no I am not a politian Apollo, I just know the rules to this game. And I highly doubt Arten will use something as uncreative as a jackhammer to destroy the next table.

He might just do it because we won't expect it...?

Yes, but doesnt it score much on the style scale!

I'd have to agree with VIP on that one, and if I know Arten, he'll go more for style then the unexpected

He's a God- surely that is what impresses the mortals and is more important!

I wouldn't call him a god, VIP... he tends to take offense at that He is something other than us immortals, but he continues to grace us with his witty and humorous presence from time to time

Ah...

VIP, Arten is no God and Apollo is right he does not like to be called one. he is odd but that's just him..... suggestion just enjoy his actions.... what ever he is doing.... sometimes the backfires are the funnest things to see.... even better then when it works out the way it is suppose to

Okay, I stand corrected. I'll have to remember that for future reference.

No worries Princess .. .have you been watching Fiddler on the Roof?? No wait, that's deedle-dum... hmmm

What's up Sarge