h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah...
just make that God Of Luck.
Sorry.

::her eyes open slightly, looks through her lashes at the "mortal" requesting godship, giggles to herself::

You want to battle me?

I am no normal mortal...

I have visited you "Battle Area", and it is similar to the Field Of Honor we, the Knights of h2g2, use.

Oh, forget it. I like mortality. I need no godly powers. I'm going to be a lawyer!
(Evil Laughter echoes for what seems like hours.)

A lawyer?? Surely no!

Ah ha ha ha ha!
Yesssss, a lawyer. An evil unlike all evils.
*slips into the shadows and vanishes, his voice still echoing*
Stonehenge!

A drunken, disembodied head rolls in. It stops singing and says:

O.k., now, for me that's 2 losses and 1 pending. And, I am the mother of Satan.
Apollo, do I have to actually win one to be a full-fledged Goddess?
I have more fun loosing in cool ways. I'd like to put up a shrine, get a badge and add "Goddess of Mischief" to my name.

The head resumes singing and rolls off.Doo, doo, doo, looking out my back door

After having ~participated~ in one battle, you should be a full fledged goddess... but Apollo's been slacking on his duties of maintaining the page with the win/loss records as well as the gods and goddesses listings.

thanks, SG. I'll wait till he adds me, but it's good to know.

...well, I'll personally harass him to make some time to come in here and update the goddess listings

Thanks.

::looks up:: well where did the "God of Luck" get to. I merelly giggled cause Apollo hasn't been on in ages and seems almost silly to aplly now since he is the only one who can say yes or no. Well Ex-R, i hope you become a one of us soon. And that goldenthighs gets his act together too cause he hasn't been on in awhile. ::sighs and drifts into sleep::

Zowie, this Mystrunner is quite the character. I wonder if he's a part of USAG yet? and perhaps he'd like to join the FFFF, although I doubt he has the time. Well, that's a nice arsenal you have there anyway, and methinks I might try the knights for awhile as long as I'm not Arten, that would be a bit of a stretch.

*returns*
My...quite crowded in here!!

Ex-R, though typically victors are made into goddesses first, your nobility in amusing this mortal has earned your place on the upper echelon of the H2G2 Gods and Goddesses

And Mystrunner, if the offer still stands, then your induction can take place henceforth. However, if you wish to remain a mortal, so be it...perhaps more of us will be kind and amuse you as Ex-R did

Anything else I've missed?? You all have been busy!!

D.A. with a request to become the godess of all things polite and noble, if i may be so bold.

::eyes open:: Ah another requesting God/Goddess-hood. Apollo you really should not dissappear like that....

Welcome D.A.. quite an interesting name, and an even more intriguing title. It shall be done! Welcome to the Pantheon

*sharply nudges Saturnsdaughter under the table*

*flips the table, breaks it into little pieces, places it into a pile and lights it on fire.*

*giggles*

::Glares at Apollo sighs:: Anyway welcome D.A.