h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Stop! Don't be afraid! I's me Aximili! It's good to finally see someone in this thread. What brings you here?

I thought i might find the secret of youth here, instead i found a load of bloomin' mermaids and seaweed.

Seaweed's not so bad, but the mermaids are a pest. In this body I look at one and think of fishcakes. The Fountain of Youth was moved when it got too busy. Anyway, you're a god, so why do you need it?

i thought i could bottle it up and sell it to Tony Blair.

Why Blair? Why not sell it on E-bay and make a fortune? Much etter use in my opinion

well Blair is sort of vain, and has lots of money (I hope). maybe i should set up a stall outside the Houses of Parliment and sell it to all the vain MPs as they go in.

Can't fault your logic there. But do we realy want the MPs living longer?

Well they don't really do much anyway so it doesn't matter.

True, true. Well don't let me detain you. Hope it pays off.

thanks, but if you remember i haven't actually got it.

You'll find it. Thanks for the <bubbly by the way!

that's ok, i'll just try and find the secret of youth somwhere else. Byeeee *swims away*

He'sgone. What to do. Oh yeah. PAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTYYYYYY!

But sonce only I'm here, there seems no point. Oh well,I'll maybe hang around a bit longer.

hello, its me again, i heard someone say 'PAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTYYYYYY!', and as i've never had an underwater party before i stopped my quest immediatly and came over to see what would happen.

i suppose one thing's got to be said for this party....there's lots to drink!!

Very true! Though since there's only two of us, this could get very dull very quickly.

mmmmm

*yawns*

*s back*

So... what've you been up to lately?

well, on tuesday i had my first entry recommended (A14000059)
just now i've submitted another one to peer reveiw (A13981818)
I found out that some upstart doctor nicked my idea for the elixier of life (calls it growth hormones)
i spent yesterday serving coffee at a motoway service station (my part time job)
tomorrow i am going to have a sixth form induction day
Also tomorrow the 'nine standards music festival' starts where i live, which will be fun.
Bought a CD on Amazon (Parliment - Mothership Connection)
Start Rugby Training on Monday.

....not much really

what about you

SP

Even less. Helped start up a new Campaign (A14014630) and that's about all you'd be interestes in. I'm a pretty boring person, realy.