h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right.. no chaos.

Please!!?

welcome God of Insanity. if you would like to join us at the 'pentagonal' table it would take our numbers to 4.

welcome Goddess of Evil Mood Swings and General Stroppiness, you too have a seat at the table.

and phoenix, you will take our numbers to 5.

and no Chaos, not yet

if need a spy in heaven and mount helicon(sp),n im guessing itd be handy... be nice!..n that means no shhhing me

no, that won't be necessary, our concerns at the moment are the mortals. you could visit the well and keep an eye on them Thingites if you wanted.

ahem...

don't worry Wonko, we are just watching.

right, any senior members here yet?

Whadya mean by dat?

what..n leave you litte boys to play with hell? while theres the festival to prepare for?..think not

n who are the 'senior members 'then?

Senior members are the fully established Gods.

the likes of me and you are mere Gods in training. the seniors should be looked at like the House of Lords. if they say No, they mean No.


and i mean Wonko, the Thingites are attempting to kill a God. a long established God. Thor. it is in our interest to keep an eye on that and ensure they never achieve their adjective. of course, we can have some fun on the way

and serephina, as God of the Dead, i offer my services for any party you have in mind.

well i should bloody hope so seeing as its the festival of the dead!

re that contract on Thor..im surprised it was even taken up!

yes, me too. but before anything, if indeed anything at all can be done. i think the rebuilding of Hades should take top priority and i for one think we need a council of Gods to ensure it is built correctly.

this isn't a norse pantheon...


anyway, they just want to kill all earthly incarnations of him and all his worshippers.

i know it is not a norse pantheon. that is why the council has been chosen of such variety. do you think i would invite thingites if i wanted to be anti-thing.

having said that, i am sure no other God would appreciate having all their worshippers killed so it is a matter for all Gods to address. unfortunately they appear to be unaware of the situation, which i will change. after we have rebuilt Hades.

does it matter if its norse or not? in the end different cultures jst hhad different names for the same bunch of gods n goddesses n theye all jsut representations of different aspects of 'the'god n godess so lets not get picky!

a council sounds like a great idea creachy

No, I suppose it doesn't...


Who else's coming?

a few we will reconvene tomorrow at about middayish (GMT)and perhaps by then i will have a guide entry to call Hades, with many of your ideas in there Wonko for decor

then we shall see who is here, who the seniors are, and establish through open discussion what is the best name for our little council

then we need to find mortal servants to bully around

how about asking werekitty if her beasty chums could come serve us tea

I'm here Godess of Fire, that's me! I should be quite high up since I control the very fires in this place. I love the idea of a council

I'm a werebeast... as I've mentioned to often. N' I ain't servin nofolks no stinkin .

calm down Wonko, it appears you just join the wrong groups. Thingites, werebeasties. next you will say you were one of the assassins trying to kil one of our Goddly brethren...what i mean are the none deitious werebeasts can come serve us.

and of course Miss Phoenix, thankyou for the blazing inferno we will come to call home