h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i could always torment some when i'm feeling better

*bale fires appear everywhere. unlike normal fire these burn white hot whilst some brun an eerie black!* What do you think. Needs a little something else * a lava pool appears* thats better!

oooh yes, i like the lava pool. maybe more bubbling and some splattering noises would make it sound more menacing

now, about those souls. i know there was a group of tormented spirits around somewhere looking for something to do..in fact, i may have their number

*dials up on his Nokia 33something or other*

hello, yes, is this the Lib Dem party HQ?...*has a weird conversation that at some point comprises of some kind of guessing game involving Llamas*

*hangs up phone...well, presses end call.*

great, they'll be here later this afternoon

*looks at some rocky outcrops with black flames billowing around them and shackles appear, firmly nailed to the rough surface.*

starting to take shape now isn't it amazing what a little brimstone and hellfire can do.

i feel very at home here. brimstone, hellfire. even a lava pool perfect. oh yes and *tosses a flame to scorch the shakles*

excellent


now, what say we make a council of darkness with members being only Gods of dark names. like you of course, Goddess of Fire, very destructive. me being God of the Dead, can't be nice can it. then we can come up with some plans to wreak havoc with the mortals.

evil walkes among us!

i have a better idea. i will choose the Gods based on their names and leave an invitation for them on their PS

and evil doesn't just walk. sometimes it slithers, lurches and even runs

the invitations have been sent

now we just wait and see who replies...

*replies*

*enters with a hazy misty slightly purplish light blue bubble around him that flares yellowish orange on contact with flame but protects hi from it*

Some sort of sulphuric haz I'd say... some deep thin ravines... floating islands in magma rivers... obsidian outcroppings and obsidian spiky things sticking out of the ground... some random flame jets... steam vents...

i hope all is ok with you.

welcome though, the first to come. if you'd like to make yourself at home, i await more arrivals

Might have a bit of trouble with that...


I brought lots of ideas... anyone gonna add em to this place? (even less homeish...)

random spears sticking out of the ground... tridents too... and impaled bodies... heads on poles...

*and as soon as he mentions them, they appear*

what shape do you reckon we should have the table. i'd say pentecost myself but is that too obvious

or...

star or skull

oh yes... i like it much better now....

and a few random fluctuations of chaos...

and some pits of phlegm...

a tiny bit of dreamfluid for me to manipulate...

teeth everywhere....

lots of hanging chains...

windows 98...

heehee...

an elongated pentagram with the leader at the one short side at the end, the other gds along the 2 really long sides, and like minions or scribes or whatever at the other 2 end sides...

or the Lady of Hell...

so i sit at the head, i like it

and no chaos until the God of Chaos arrives. we wouldn't want to step on anybodies toes now

'wanders along'
pentecost?i think you mean pentacle

*God of Insanity enters*

*Sets up a game of Real Life Chess with extra Hacking, slashing and chopping, using a group of tortured spirits as pieces* 'tis one of my favorite games to play in a place like this

silence! no correcting the lord of Hades that's me for the time being by the way, until the true lord returns*








*unfortunately, no-one would know were he to return and sheet Hades in ice whilst doing the can-can due to no-one knowing who He is.