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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 18, 2001
[Oh, and I forgot tho mention: the elevator has transformed into a phone booth, a la "Dr. Who". Several of the people celebrating hold a conversation. They all have the same name.]
[First Q] Oh, hey there, Q!
[Second Q] Oh, hi, Q!
[Third Q] Q, Q, great to see you guys!
[Second Q] Oh, hi! Who's this?
[Fourth Q] I'm Q!
[Third Q] Yeah, Q, this is Q. Q, Q. Q, Q.
[Fifth Q] Hey guys!
[Other Qs] [variously] Hi, Q!
[Fifth Q] [noticing the new arrivals] Oh ... that reploid seems to have overloaded his RAM and then crashed. [snaps fingers]
[Drune gets up]
[Drune] Ugh ... where are we? And where's my armor?
[Fifth Q] You're in the Q Continuum!
[First Q] And your armor's still on you.
[Third Q] But since you can't percieve the Continuum the way we do, you have to percieve it in a reasonably familiar setting.
[Second Q] Most life forms' brains do that automatically.
[Fourth Q] But since you technically aren't a life form, you needed help.
[Drune] I ... see. Why's Kefka dressed as a woman?
[Qs] [variously saying things to each other, semi-comprehensibly] Maybe if -- because of the ... But that would be ... No, if it ... [etc. ad lib]
[Kefka] I hope somebody changes it back!
[Fourth Q snaps his fingers. Kefka is promptly wearing a tuxedo, a cape, and a top hat]
[Kefka] Heyyyyy! 
[The Qs stop discussing it]
[Drune] Well?
[All Five Qs] [simultaneous] It's because he's a bloody loony.
[Drune] Makes sense.
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Redfox Posted Oct 19, 2001
(dreading being trapped with lot's of Q's)
(And still in his black "Cloak of Mystery")
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 19, 2001
[Lantern] [in John de Lancie's voice] This is the Q Continuum, Red Fox.
[Kekfa] Don't tell me -- you're Q.
[Lantern] Well, yes.
[Drune] Oh, /that/ Q. The one who's constantly annoying the Enterprise.
[Lantern] [cheerfully] That's right! Anyway, I'm like this because everyone's still mad at me for preventing the End of the Universe. Except for my son and my mate.
[Drune] Wait ... for /preventing/ the end of the universe?
[Kefka] I'm with them!
[Lantern] Look, if you really want to know about it, I conned a guy named John de Lancie to write a book about it, called "I, Q", and had it published on Earth.
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Oct 19, 2001
..........most interesting....
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Redfox Posted Oct 24, 2001
(Pulls out Dostovi to take his own life (At least in this forum)
Ugh... I hate Q...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 26, 2001
[This attracts the attention of everyone in the area. Then somebody drops every non-Q right next to STUMPED HQ, resurrecting any dead ones, then folds the Universe up, puts it in his waistcoat pocket, and walks away.]
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Nov 5, 2001
Yeah, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
[leaves and disconnects power on his way out, leaving the forum dark and deserted]
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- 181: Redfox (Oct 17, 2001)
- 182: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 18, 2001)
- 183: Redfox (Oct 19, 2001)
- 184: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 19, 2001)
- 185: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Oct 19, 2001)
- 186: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 19, 2001)
- 187: Redfox (Oct 24, 2001)
- 188: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 24, 2001)
- 189: Redfox (Oct 26, 2001)
- 190: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 26, 2001)
- 191: Redfox (Nov 3, 2001)
- 192: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Nov 5, 2001)
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