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Redfox Posted Sep 16, 2001
*Pant* d*****, *Pant*, I would *Pant* if I could *Pant*.
I'm *Pant* worn out, and drained *Pant*.
Besides *Pant* that's a Fire spell, *Pant* nwhich I tried.
If I was Okay, *Pant*, I could disassemble him, though *Pant*.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Sep 16, 2001
Red Fox, catch!
[Throws Red a bag of Pixie Sticks]
Pixie sticks are a magical substance... They summon a sweet sugary burst of energy, followed by a crushing low...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 16, 2001
[[Charged Blast]]
[Bass fires a powerful burst of energy at RF, followed, for good measure, by a smallish missile at Clipboard. He realizes that his energy is getting low, so he takes an [E] can and downs it.]
[Bass] C'mon, it's gonna take more than trying to hyperradiate my core to defeat me!
[Drune] Good point.
[[Spoony Kick]]
[Bass] Huh??
[Drune launches a very fast and powerful kick at Bass's midsection. It sends him flying.]
[Drune] Hah! Bass has a weakness against Spoony attacks!
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Redfox Posted Sep 17, 2001
(Gulping down Pixie sticks)
Thanx, Clip. I feel a lot better now.
(Stops core. Begins to disconnect vital movement connections, power connections, and just so it looks cool, starts shooting screws and bolts in every direction)
Hah!
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Redfox Posted Sep 17, 2001
(Also casts shielding spell, which absorbs energy, although some leaks through and scorches his skin)
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Sep 17, 2001
[Hits the missle with a baseball bat, and gets caught in the full force of the explosion]
Owiiee....
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 17, 2001
[Bass] Sorry ... I'm a definite villain! You can't get rid of me with instant-kill attacks!
[Drune] It's a good thing I can use Materia, otherwise I couldn't summon NOTR!
[[Summon: Norons of the Round]]
[Norons, lamers, idiots, whatever you want to call them. Thirteen of them appear.]
[[Not-So-Ultimate End]]
[They start flaming, 1337ing, and posting incomprehensible "messages" at Bass.]
[Bass] AAAAAH! GET ME OUTTA HERE!
[He teleports away.]
[Noron] We don't want to be Norons of the Round anymore. Now we're Norons of the Square.
[They also disappear.]
[Drune] What kind of a name is NOTS??
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Sep 18, 2001
[Puts his hands above his head]
[A thin musical tune plays and the words "36 exp. points" and "15 job points" appear above his head]
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Redfox Posted Sep 19, 2001
(Peering at trail of nuts, bolts, screws, and springs left by Bass)
Sure! Everybody in! Just don't touch ANYTHING, or we could end up a looooooooooong way from home...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 19, 2001
He didn't leave anything behind. Remember, he /teleported/ away.
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Hades and Eden ~Cynics~ Posted Sep 21, 2001
Hades: ~enraged~ What in the name of evil is goyng on here?!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 22, 2001
[Cut to them all back in the War Room.]
[Kefka] Uh, I wanted to set off the Supernova Bomb and got sidetracked by these guys who wanted to stop the whole thing ... is that okay?
[CATS] Want to you set up us the bomb?
[Kefka] YES! Uh, what he said!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 25, 2001
[Cut to Drune, on an asteroid near Algol]
[Drune] Actually, it has never been recorded anywhere that the question "What is the meaning of this?" has never had any purpose other than dignified effect.
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Redfox Posted Sep 26, 2001
We already blew the bomb off....
But I think the explosion was contained to the extent that it only destroyed a couple of sorrounding galaxys.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 26, 2001
[Kefka] Wait, wasn't the explosion completely weird that sent us to the Framed! comic strip?
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- 135: Hades and Eden ~Cynics~ (Sep 21, 2001)
- 136: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 22, 2001)
- 137: Redfox (Sep 25, 2001)
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