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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Feb 15, 2002
Just as well, as the desk collapsed when Z fell... Do you think he's in--what's that word that means the thing that fleshfolk feel?--pain?
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Feb 15, 2002
Well yeah, with any luck... 
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Feb 15, 2002
Ah, so falling flat hard enough to smash a desk to smithereens causes pain...
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Feb 15, 2002
*hopes amy is made of strong paper* 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 15, 2002
*Manages to get back up despite all the tomato juice/sauce. Extracts a fully automatic tomato gun, and tomato canister, from his left breast pocket and opens fire on Thog.*
TAKE THIS THOG!
Z
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Feb 15, 2002
sea--I'm regular printer paper--20 lb bond... Pretty tough... And I was rolled up tight
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FG Posted Feb 15, 2002
*walks in dressed in her smoking jacket drinking a glass of 
*
Would you mind keeping it down in here you uncouth savages?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 15, 2002
*Moves the shot selector to single shot and shoots FG's drink out of her hand.*
Z
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 15, 2002
*Moves it back to full auto.*
Almost forgot to do that!
Z
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Anwaith The Farwanderer Posted Feb 15, 2002
"Alcohol Abuse.... Alcohol Abuse," a distant alert speaker clammers.
**Anwaith 
into the room**
As protector of all things Bovely Leverage-like, I command you to cease and desist all harassment and endangerment of these "lawful" beverages and their consumers.
**stands, tapping his foot impatiently at Z**
Z, the use of automatic large calibre gun against unarmed personal strictly contravenes many treaties and conventions of millitary action, and I'm sure a Fully-automatic sun-ripened Tomato thrower, is something larger the .50 Calibre.
Hark, I hear a Gin and Tonic calling my name....
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Feb 15, 2002
::having successfully dodged the automatic tomatoes, Thog shifts his aim slightly and heaves a 50 pound tomato at Anwaith. Seeing him properly drenched, Thog once again adjusts his aim, calculates windage and variable gravity bursts, and launches a series of 
offensives::
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Feb 15, 2002
Now, boys...
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FG Posted Feb 15, 2002
*hides behind Anwaith as another glass of appears in her hand*
Take that, Z!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 15, 2002
*Launches more tomatoes in the direction of Thog and some at Anwaith too.*
Z
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Feb 15, 2002
::dodges nimbly, while returning fire with . Drops one stray into FG's , which is immediately soaked up by the pastry::
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Anwaith The Farwanderer Posted Feb 15, 2002
*Licks the tomato juice off one finger*
This is not Gin and Tonic!!!
Hmm... But it would go nicely with some Vodka and spice.
*Pulls from under his cloak an large steel tumbler with a built-in strainer. The click and pop of ice mixing with Vodka is heard coming from the steel device.*
Z, would you be so kind as to fill this with your tomato-gun.... not to much now...
Now, as For YOU, THOG THE FLAN Thrower!!! *Anwaith stands to his full height*
Perhaps some nice Warm Rum sauce to go with your flan!
*With a swish and snap, an 8 qt. bowl of Warm brown rum sauce appears above Thog's head, wavers slightly, and then upends itself upon his head.*
Bon appetite.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 15, 2002
Hey! Throw some of that my way!
Z
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Firefly Posted Feb 16, 2002
*Remains situated in the corner, concentrated on his Pokémon™ game, completely oblivious to the ongoing food fight*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 16, 2002
*Hoses Firefly with a dozen or so tomatoes*
Z
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 17, 2002
So, what? No one wants to play on a Sunday? 
Z
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- 2021: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2022: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2023: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2024: soeasilyamused, or sea (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2025: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2026: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2027: FG (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2028: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2029: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2030: Anwaith The Farwanderer (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2031: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2032: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2033: FG (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2034: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2035: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2036: Anwaith The Farwanderer (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2037: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2038: Firefly (Feb 16, 2002)
- 2039: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 16, 2002)
- 2040: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 17, 2002)
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