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Post 241

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Yes!!! smiley - laugh
I just hope that his wooden leg doesn't squash the poor creatures.
Oh... and better not mention 'vet' to them either! Quark is off for castration the week after the Meet and I think he already knows what will happen! (Watches all the men in the forum cross their legs!) smiley - devil

shazz smiley - magic


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Post 242

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Don't worry, Shazz, I'm not allergic to anything...

...except castration smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 243

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I can imagine!
Not a very good image for a smiley - pirate to convey eh Pierce? smiley - yikes

Besides... it gave me a chance to use the word legitimately on a forum! smiley - biggrin

Do you know what day you will arrive btw? I better start stocking up on provisions for the galley! smiley - hotdogsmiley - cakesmiley - alesmiley - stoutsmiley - tea

shazz smiley - magic


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Post 244

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Right. Having to live with a wooden leg is one thing, but...

'nuff said?

Looks like a well-balanced diet you have there smiley - bigeyes

smiley - pirate


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Post 245

Post Team

Not really...
well balanced would look more like this:
smiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - hotdog
smiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - hotdog
smiley - teasmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - hotdog
smiley - cappuccinosmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - hotdog
smiley - cakesmiley - teasmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - ale
and a smiley - coffee to finish up with! smiley - smiley

shazz smiley - magic


Editor's Apology!

Post 246

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Ooooooooh - now I'm *really* looking forward to my stay smiley - bigeyes

smiley - pirate


Editor's Apology!

Post 247

Post Team

smiley - biggrin

We will introduce you to the delights of the Uitsmijter then smiley - winkeye
Most of the Chinese food here is Indonesian/Chinese so there is lots of satey and noodles with strange names! smiley - erm
I can even get a supply of Nukie Brown, Murphies (on tap at Het Kasteel... very civilised except that not many of them know how to pull it properly!) and Speckled Hen, so you can indulge in some English style beer as well as the standard Heineken of course smiley - winkeye

Just one thing... you know that this is Holland so you must know that other substances than beer are consumed at Het Kasteel... I hope that this won't cause you any problems.
smiley - cheers

shazz smiley - magic


Editor's Apology!

Post 248

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I told you before: I'm not allergic to anything smiley - winkeye

smiley - pirate


Editor's Apology!

Post 249

shazzPRME

Apparently Quark goes to the V.E.T. on Wednesday! We could have a pretty confused cat at home by the time you arrive! smiley - yikes

shazz smiley - magic


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Post 250

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Confused? smiley - erm Hmmm. Well, as long as *he* doesn't think *he* is a rottweiler or a yeti or something like that I guess we'll be okay...

smiley - pirate


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Post 251

shazzPRME

I expect *he* will think *himself* a great big, clumsy pussycat as he always has! smiley - biggrin

shazz smiley - magic


Editor's Apology!

Post 252

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

smiley - spider


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