A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam

On Pitcairn Island

Post 1

mari-rae

*Steps ashore and drags the dingy up the beach a bit.*

smiley - huh Wonder how I can catch a wild goat? I'll need to lure it somehow....


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Post 2

hickory

Hickory appears with a bag of "Wild Goat Food"
maybe if the goats are hungry this would help.


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Post 3

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I wonder if there's a chance of getting some wild goat's smiley - cheese

smiley - pirate


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Post 4

Hati

Well, try to milk those beasts, then we may discuss it further.


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Post 5

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Think I'll just check the local goat dairy

smiley - pirate


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Post 6

mari-rae

smiley - ta *Sprinkles goat food around and waits for them to turn up. Sits down on the upturned milking bucket*

Did anyone think to bring some nosh for us? smiley - erm


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Post 7

Hati

smiley - yikes I can smell the beasts!


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Post 8

mari-rae

*sniffs* smiley - yikes Euweeee! Phaw! Is that goat I'm smelling?

*A herd of goats appears on the horizon looking remarkably like the thousands of Orocai at battle of Helm's Deep. Grabs Hati's hand.*

RUN AWAAAAAY!!!! smiley - run


On Pitcairn Island

Post 9

Hati

PANIC!

smiley - run
smiley - nur
smiley - run
smiley - nur
smiley - run


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Post 10

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Wha's 'appenin' 'ere then?

*the flock of freeze instantly*

stand and deliver. we need milk for smiley - cheesesmiley - cross

tha's better. as you were

*captain leaves with buckets of milk*

smiley - pirate


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Post 11

mari-rae

*follows her Captain at a distance.*

Hati, do you think he knows how to make smiley - cheese?


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Post 12

Hati

Let's say I wouldn't want to be the first one to taste his smiley - cheese. smiley - whistle


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Post 13

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

*captain finishes making s smiley - cheese and is now waiting for it to ripen*

smiley - pirate


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Post 14

mari-rae

I think I'll go down to the beach and catch some sun while waiting for this smiley - cheesesmiley - rolleyes I thought I saw a drinks cabana down there too. smiley - ok

smiley - towelsmiley - footprints


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Post 15

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Think we might consider going somewhere else now. This island has already given us all it has to offer, I believe

smiley - pirate


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Post 16

mari-rae

Ok, I just want to do some shopping first! smiley - handbag


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Post 17

Hati

*joins mari-rae*

Indeed, if you insist on calling it "shopping".


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Post 18

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

We were looking at old photos from Donetsk/Ukraine the other day. Lots of people lining up to buy food. Someone said: "Must have been paradise for the females: Shopping all day". You could almost feel the irony

smiley - pirate


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Post 19

Hati

smiley - groan

Mind you, the longest queues were in mid-eighties for vodka. smiley - tongueout


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Post 20

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

This was 1983 so vodka is a good guess smiley - biggrin

Local smiley - football club played against Donetsk in one of the European cups, the UEFA I think it was, but might have been the cup winners cup smiley - geek

smiley - pirate


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