A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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shagbark Posted Sep 21, 2005
Well then he's come to the right place . This 'ere's the broom closet. We have brooms of all shapes and sizes. I'm sure we can find just the right broom to clean the captain up nicely. Shagbark grabs a large broom and starts slapping the captain with it. 
I don't this this broom will work though.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 22, 2005
i thought you used that as a seaplane, ayeka 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 23, 2005
i knew it! i knew you were a mopster! 
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F F Churchton Posted Sep 25, 2005
I only did it once...maybe twice...possibly thrice...impossibly quarice...certainly not pentice...I think!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 25, 2005
amazing
do you know other mopsters? italian for example?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 26, 2005
you know, moppo italiano 
(isn't that wot the mop is called down there? or is it the moppia? or the cosa mopstra? 
)
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 27, 2005
dang! let's fight it! 
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F F Churchton Posted Sep 27, 2005
Would you like a wet towel or can I just throw a bucket of icy water over your head???
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shagbark Posted Sep 27, 2005
shagbak decides this would be a good time to exit. He disappears into the woodwork.
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F F Churchton Posted Sep 27, 2005
Wow, there's woodwork...I thought it was just a vinear!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 27, 2005
it used to be, but the woodworm union demanded better food and w*rking conditions
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 28, 2005
hush, don't tell anyone! (they threatened to eat through the bottom of the ship, what was i to do? )
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 28, 2005
*now* she tells me!
::
s to the woodpecker-hold::
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- 41: F F Churchton (Sep 21, 2005)
- 42: shagbark (Sep 21, 2005)
- 43: F F Churchton (Sep 22, 2005)
- 44: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 22, 2005)
- 45: F F Churchton (Sep 23, 2005)
- 46: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 23, 2005)
- 47: F F Churchton (Sep 25, 2005)
- 48: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 25, 2005)
- 49: F F Churchton (Sep 25, 2005)
- 50: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 26, 2005)
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- 52: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 27, 2005)
- 53: F F Churchton (Sep 27, 2005)
- 54: shagbark (Sep 27, 2005)
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- 56: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 27, 2005)
- 57: F F Churchton (Sep 28, 2005)
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