A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
The Olive Oil Vat.
shagbark Started conversation May 30, 2006
A large sikorsky helicoper delivers the fibreglass shell onto the foredeck of the Blood.
shagbark is there to meet it.
He pays the helicoper in spanish doubloons.
Then attaching 
Anti grav units he moves the vat over next to the green house. 
won't Batty be surprised when she returns to the ship. 
The Olive Oil Vat.
shagbark Posted May 30, 2006
shagbark returns to the dock and freemantles a large barge which he
loads with 50 gallon barrels of olive oil.
returning to the ship he sets up an electronic siphon and sucks all the oil from the barrels depositing it in the vat.
The Olive Oil Vat.
shagbark Posted May 30, 2006
lets see what have I forgotten.
Oh the heating units and the roman style benches.
Getting them all set up tires him out
It may take a while to get all this oil out ogf my bark.
I guess I will go up to the Pelicans nest and take a bubble bath.
shagbark departs.
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Babette - Dinosaure Posted May 31, 2006
oooooohhhh... and look at the benches next to it .. very comfortable..
Now Hati should give it the first try .. but when she's done I may dump a hunk in it as well.. for a ... 
wrestling match ??
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Hati Posted May 31, 2006
Wow! I mean WOW!
*fishes one hunk out of the dragnet and dumps it into the vat*
Just don't boil him, ok?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 31, 2006
i think you may want to add some fragrant herbs
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Hati Posted May 31, 2006
What a good idea! I think I'll go for ylang-ylang and patchouli... 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 31, 2006
don't greeks usually prefer oregano, rosemary and garlic 
how about nonoregano?
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Hati Posted May 31, 2006
I am not cooking a soup here. 
Nonoregano will be used differently. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 31, 2006
careful now. i hear it can be a potent aphrodisiac
and this is a family site 
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Hati Posted May 31, 2006
Family site? Does that mean that I have to marry some of those folks? 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 31, 2006
why not? big fat greek weddings are fun
maybe not for you, but...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 31, 2006
was it something i said?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 31, 2006
you mean 'i do'?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 31, 2006
i'm sure you would look beautiful in a traditional greek wedding dress as well
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