A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 26, 2002
that isn't the real nighthoover, your numbers betray you 
wh y do i get this strange feeling I'm being followed ??? 
I need something stronger than coffee, if I may? 
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jul 26, 2002
are you looking for numbers more like ummm 183456 mabye?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 26, 2002
I think
U183456
is indeed correct 
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jul 26, 2002
hmmm the decided to leave on my birthday...and made their last post the next day...I hope it wasn't related
()
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SuePlusArt Posted Jul 26, 2002
*sound of a rhythmic concusion approaches the bar door, which burst's open and SuePlusArt bounce in on Pogo Sticks!* 
YIPEEEEEEEEEE! This Is Fun
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jul 26, 2002
* returns form 
land *
Hello everyone! how are we all?
* pours herself a large drink *
Whose glass needs refilling?
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jul 26, 2002
"ring ring"
"ring ring"
*the phone behind the bar goes "ring ring"
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jul 26, 2002
* picks up her mobile *
thought I had left land for the week
Hello?
* no response but the phone keeps ringing *
* talks to the mobile *
Mmmmm
Yes
Cant talk now the other line is ringing - can I get back to you?
Bye
* puts mobile down and picks up the Lighthouse shaped phone behind the bar *
* realising this phone has not rung before is not quite sure how to answer *
Hello Welcome to the Lighthouse Bar, Light speaking how may I help you?
Cabin 13 (IV) The Lighthouse Bar
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jul 26, 2002
Luz !!!! 
i've been trying to phone you all week, burt we ended up playing sort of an internet phone tag game thingy.
Phew!!
Many of us are on shore leave in Margaritaville
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and we have just made a little side trip in the big orange landing craft to The Dry Tortugas for a bit of a snorkel and some sightseeing.
Very Relaxing, do come and join us...
love alec.<clown.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jul 26, 2002
Alec some R&R sounds lovely!
I would love to join you all!
Do you need any extra provisions brought over?
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jul 26, 2002
erm
well now that you mention it, er...
how about a barrel of the iciest coldest lager...did i mention icy ?
i suppose a couple of cases of 
would help too...
(old hippy rule : bring everything you expect to find)
alec.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jul 26, 2002
OK Alec - I can do that
Icy cold larger, Chilled and how about some snacks?
* starts to skurry round getting ready while still on the phone, forgetting that this phone is not shordless and getting herself in a terrible knot *
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jul 26, 2002
i'll see if i can ask Jimmy B to send his seaplane over to pick you up, we're about 70 miles away due West.
er careful with the phone cord there, see you soon.
oh by the way, you can see where we are right here...
http://www.fortjefferson.com
alec.
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jul 26, 2002
*notices LHG on the phone dicides to get his own 
*
sipping
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jul 26, 2002
* slowly untangles herself and waits for the plane *
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jul 26, 2002
oh what an opening..
"look boss the plane the plane"
()
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jul 26, 2002
* trips over the remaining wires *
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jul 26, 2002
would you like me to take out that phone and put in a wireless model so there might be less acidents in the future?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jul 26, 2002
* looks up from the floor *
Would you be able to do that for me Tac?
That would be greaat but for now do you think you would be able to help me untie myself?
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- 841: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 26, 2002)
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- 843: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 26, 2002)
- 844: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Jul 26, 2002)
- 845: SuePlusArt (Jul 26, 2002)
- 846: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Jul 26, 2002)
- 847: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jul 26, 2002)
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