A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation May 4, 2002
*A plaque on the door reads: OFFICES OF INVESTIGATION WANT SOMETHING INVESTIGATING THEN WE'LL INVESTIGATE IT*
*Cal shines the shiney brass name plate on the front of his desk then looks at the blue print of the ship, His first mission to find THE ALLAOX - the incredible shrinking 
*
*he looks at a list of names POL, UGI, CAERWYNN, LIGHTHOUSE GIRL, FLOH, WARGAMER*
* He scratches his head. Ummm what does it all mean?*
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 4, 2002
*cal goes through the door at the back of the office and takes a shower singing can be heard*
Oh yes I'm the great pretender 
Pretending that you're stil around
my need is such i pretend to much
I'm wearing my heart like a clown
pretending that you're still around
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2002
* after an incredably long showers he reenters the office wearing nothing but a towel*
Office of investigations
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 5, 2002
:: ...and finds a fruitbasket and a bottle of 
on his nighttable with a card that reads "compliments of the captain" ::
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2002
mm nice
*open the bottle of
Office of investigations
Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 5, 2002
*strolls by, hears a loud POP* 
*knocks*
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2002
*suddenley realises that the towel he is wearing in on his head*
ERMM JUST A MINUTE DON'T COME IT YET, JUST BE 5 MINS, WON'T BE LONG
*dashes about trying to find another towel without much success*
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2002
*quickly dives behind the desk, which luckly is waist hight and hopes she didn't see anything*
Oh nothing
Now how can I help you Miss do you need something investigating
*hopes he's keeping his
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2002
Well maybe you'd like to join me in some
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2002
*wonders how he's gonna get to the as it's on the side table near the door*
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2002
*sits down to be on the safe side 
*
Office of investigations
Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 5, 2002
*walks around the desk as she wants to sit down on it*
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2002
*quickly takes the towel from his head and lays it across his lap*
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2002
Office of investigations
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 6, 2002
Well miss as you can see I'm somewhat in a state of undress
* gets up carefully goes into the back room puts on a pair of black jeans and walks back through to floh*
*He gets very close to her and takes the glass of out of her hand and sets it on the desk, He taces the outline of her jaw with his finger and asks:*
Why are you here?
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- 1: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 4, 2002)
- 2: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 4, 2002)
- 3: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 5, 2002)
- 4: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 5, 2002)
- 5: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 5, 2002)
- 6: Floh Fortuneswell (May 5, 2002)
- 7: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 5, 2002)
- 8: Floh Fortuneswell (May 5, 2002)
- 9: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 5, 2002)
- 10: Floh Fortuneswell (May 5, 2002)
- 11: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 5, 2002)
- 12: Floh Fortuneswell (May 5, 2002)
- 13: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 5, 2002)
- 14: Floh Fortuneswell (May 5, 2002)
- 15: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 5, 2002)
- 16: Floh Fortuneswell (May 5, 2002)
- 17: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 5, 2002)
- 18: Floh Fortuneswell (May 5, 2002)
- 19: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 5, 2002)
- 20: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 6, 2002)
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