h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Batty!!!! *whispers to Batty...*When I went to the kilt contest I was afraid...cuz all I saw were...well......they ALL looked like the last prune in the box with a couple rasins tossed in for good measure...then...after I burst through to the next thread...I noticed a considerable amout of HEAT!!! See...it was just VERY cold during the kilt contest...but I'm tired of running! Time to find a therapist! *looks around for a couch to tell her troubles to*

*pulls out a couch for Pan*
oh do tell all about it, dearie... so how long have you been afraid of prunes?? a little steam will perk those things right up, don't ya know..

Would you please...

A little steam? Do you think the men will sit still for that?

*unchains Floh and removes the muzzle, but confiscates the baseball bat and keeps a rolled up newspaper handy just in case*

there you go dear..

that's the wrong kind of steam dear... with the right kind I'm certain you can do wonders...

Oh.
Oh!!!
Oooo

Ta Pan
Getting a bit steamy in here...

much as id love to stay...
Im off to find a new warderobe before this skirt-wearing becomes a habit..

gosh Ackalon.. didn't mean to chase you off..

Hi, Batty

Hi Floh...be needing a shower? *watches Floh run away screaming...* Was it something I said?

Ackalon...I can't speak for the rest of the s, but I for one will have to abandon ship if you start wearing a habit!!! Could I interest you in a nice outfit? *whispers...*not many catholics in these here waters you know...shhhh...

*returns with a *

*wonders why Floh's at her - it's my ing office ya know*

Ooh Pan! You gave me a wonderful idea... a costume party! Since we already trashed the bar it will have to be in the mess hall or the galley but I think it can work!

*excitedly goes about ordering costumes*

Let's see.. we'll order a pink penguin for Paul H, Floh can wear a big ol' hoop skirt and be a Southen Belle *makes a note to order an extra tight corset to see Floh's eyes bug out like a squeezed hamster*, Ackalon can be a nun...

*continues writing ideas*

Oooo... And I could dress like ...er, something entirely different than myself...um...Oooo!!! I know!!! I could dress as a harlet!!!
*goes to wash her brain free of the thoughts of Floh's eyes bugging out like...s to the loo just in time to blow lunch...*
You people are great for keeping one's figure!!!

*wonders just how Pan could believe dressing as a harlot could be construed as a 'costume'*

Why whatever do you mean Batty?
off for a wee nap...just a few hours or so.

gee I can't imagine

besides, I've always believed it was an admirable trait..

*hands Pan a woobie and a pillow*

*leaves a note on the table:*
Please allow me to inform you that I have no problems with corsets.
Thank you,
Floh

...*wonders if that means she can put her foot against her own butt and pull the strings...*

Thanks Pan,
Just had to check in the sewing room to see how my new, improved, Errol Flynn-style costume (which isnt for the fancy dress) is coming along..
You certainly could interest me in a outfit,
but I think you'd interest me even more as a nice
As for the fancy dress..
Nun ?
What ? Not any ?
Well, If you think it'll be warm enough I'll come in my birthday suit..

But if I get dragged out of the bar I'll hold you responsible..