A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
Beneath the Diamond-Plate Hatches
Dizzy the Void Started conversation Aug 30, 2001
[Neo-Kefka jumps down and runs around a corner out of sight. Music: "Chasing the Axem Rangers" from Super Mario RPG.]
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Dizzy the Void Posted Aug 30, 2001
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F F Churchton Posted Mar 26, 2004
*walks into the bowels of the ship, the place is desolute and full of Ecoli. Water drips from the ceiling and creaking floorboards can be heard everyone, this is not the sort of place you would take someone who recently survived a heart-attack*
It's very pretty though!!!
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shagbark Posted Aug 25, 2004
The dumb waiter deposits shagbark in the bowels of the ship and then leaves without him.
what am I doing here
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shagbark Posted Aug 25, 2004
shagbark opens a door inside he sees the camels that were brought from Australia. He closes door and walks further. Opening the next door he sees apes brought from gibraltar. He closes the door turns around a corner finds a dead end. backtracks finds a third door.
He opens it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHH.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 26, 2004
you can say that again 
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shagbark Posted Aug 29, 2004
that was a nasty swipe. I can't imagine how that black panther caught me unprepared like that.
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F F Churchton Posted Aug 30, 2004
Panther?, what Panther?, there's just this box of fluffy kittens...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 30, 2004
here kitty-kitty-kitty 
how's daddys little kitty today. been playing with any stowaways lately 
you seemed to have grown somewhat lately. never knew a black panther could weigh as much as 120 kilogrammes
you are not pregnant, are you?
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mari-rae Posted Sep 1, 2004
A Pregnant Panther is not acceptable in the Pelican's Nest. It is nothing at all like a hamster. I just want to make that clear up front. Are you certain she's pregnant? It is very murky down here. Pierce, you go in there and give her an exam...
*Shoves the Captain toward the door behind which the Panther can be heard padding up and down and making low rumbling growly sounds.*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 1, 2004
here's a little something for you, girl
::hands the four pounds of fresh beef and a 
::
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F F Churchton Posted Sep 1, 2004
*the admiral appears where from the beef goes*
*hits Pierce*
Your meant to use metric measures and your paying for this kimono!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 1, 2004
::rips the kimono of the admiral and hands her a new 4£ kimono - then throws the 8€ worth of beef 
::
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F F Churchton Posted Sep 2, 2004
Wow Pierce you must really 
me, you've actually let the moths out of the wallet and SPENT some money on me !!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 2, 2004
yes, well, i couldn't very well have you running around here naked, now could i 
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F F Churchton Posted Sep 2, 2004
Well you seem to be doing fine, and could'nt you find a longer one you can almost see my knees. Anyway, what do you plan doing with the 
???
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 2, 2004
i think i'll just keep the down here for later. you never know when a 120 kilo black panther may come in handy. and besides, there's plenty of room
why would you want to cover you knees? anything wrong with them? they sure look nice enough to me 
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Kes Posted Sep 2, 2004
If you could find another of them s you could cover the lady's knees with a pair of pants(hers & hers)
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Beneath the Diamond-Plate Hatches
- 1: Dizzy the Void (Aug 30, 2001)
- 2: Dizzy the Void (Aug 30, 2001)
- 3: F F Churchton (Mar 26, 2004)
- 4: shagbark (Aug 25, 2004)
- 5: shagbark (Aug 25, 2004)
- 6: F F Churchton (Aug 25, 2004)
- 7: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 26, 2004)
- 8: F F Churchton (Aug 26, 2004)
- 9: shagbark (Aug 29, 2004)
- 10: F F Churchton (Aug 30, 2004)
- 11: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 30, 2004)
- 12: mari-rae (Sep 1, 2004)
- 13: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 1, 2004)
- 14: F F Churchton (Sep 1, 2004)
- 15: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 1, 2004)
- 16: F F Churchton (Sep 2, 2004)
- 17: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 2, 2004)
- 18: F F Churchton (Sep 2, 2004)
- 19: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 2, 2004)
- 20: Kes (Sep 2, 2004)
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