h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Looks around. Finds chair. Removes dead rat, then sits down.)

Hmmm. Decor's not too attractive, but what can you expect?

(Tacks Weezer poster over bed.)

Home sweet home!

(Pulls bottle of grog out of bag and takes a swig)

Seem to have accidentally got two cabins.

I'll just keep this one then...

Sorry bout that...

Welcome aboard, not sure what a Bosun does, but hi anyway!

If you need to make your quarters more comfortable or require clothing, etc, call by the Sewing Room.

arrr i am you cook Whot do you want there dead rat with warm bold
arrr

Rats and washing powder? Interesting recipe, must try that one...

*A Bosun is a cook*

i will get that for you i will be back arrr

So you know where the kitchen is? I can't find it, could you show me?

arrr i will.
any whey do you want water on that=washing powder

Not for me mate, washing powder makes me feel

Erm well, I didn't think a Bosun was a cook, more like an assistant to captain of some sort.

The galley is what passes for a kitchen on board ship, but Floh has taken it over to provide meals for the Chai shop.

But I am sure these little misunderstandings can be sorted out by some body!

ooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr
can i get u any thing then

Could I maybe open a new Kitchen? Just a thought

But a Bosun isn't a cook!!!

Listen, I really don't know what is going on here, and I'm very sorry too, but until we can get the cap'n's confirmation, No one is the cook, or the bosun(Which is like co-captain and we already have one of those).

* puts the following note under the door *

An Invitation - Come to a Birthday Party

Join us in the Lighthouse Bar (and probably the Main Mess Room) on Monday 20 August for a food, drink, music, dancing, general merriment and debauchery

The Captain has said we can beam guests on board for the occasion so please feel free to bring guests (although we will not be able to guarantee their safety )

Hope you can join me, no need to RSVP just turn up and join the celebrations

Light

So there really *are* two Cabin 830? Phew! What a relief. I was afraid I was beginning to

Ah, well, I'll just unsubscribe to the other #830 then!

And now I see it really *was* BART who came up with the idea of putting washingpowder in those sandwiches. Well-well. I believe he won't do that again - at least not for some time... (may come in handy if we have unwanted guests someday, though )

BTW: As I stated somewhere else earlier: There is plenty of room for plenty of cooks in the galley - as I believe none of you would cook the same meal at the same time - and I love a variety of food.

If you are afraid of simuplosting feel free to open another galley, though. How's about opening a "Cajun Galley" for instance?

And if cookie monster was the first to claim the title as bosun I think he should have it - provided we can agree that a bosun is a kind of chief cook or steward. A co-captain (as in second in command) we already have: Meet Mr. Plato!

Why thanks Captain! But BTW, Cookie Monster is a lady.
See you around!

Sorry cookie! Typo-alert! Should have been "she" instead of "he" there, of course! Will you ever forgive me?

(Thanks for pointing that out, first mate!)

Any time, Cap'n Sir!

Course I'll forgive you, captain
Sorry I haven't replied for so long, I've been on holiday.
And a BIG,BIG sorry for all the misunderstandings .