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Hi people, can someone explain to me the situation on board with the s? Why are they here? And who are they? Are they friendly? Do I get one? Can I get them to bring me GROG , and in the morning, or don't they follow orders?

Ta mateys

Munch

Well, The s must have some unfinished business, and until they finish this business, we're stuck with them... Pandora has kindly coated the good ghosts with some purple stuff... and The Ghost of a Mr. Jack T. Ripper has been thrown overboard... Some may bring you stuff if you ask them politely, but don't hold your breath

Care for some ?

hi plato, and of course everyone else in the near universe.
*takes an *
well her i am again still stuck in the i.t room in the RW... boring boring boring.....
anyway its my aunts birthday today so hopefully i'll be getting plastered tonight! glaore! yay!

Ahh, gotcha, s, cheers. I'll watch out for them.

Yeah, thanks, I'd love an .

Arrr.

those pesky s!
i had one in my wardrobe the other day! i dont think i'll ever wear that cloak again.
lol

*pours drinks all round*

hope your aunt has a happy birthday, Miss DM!

So what's up today, Munch?

it was a great evening thanks plato.
we had lots of and a really nice curry too!

Hmm, why don't you drop by my cabin again. I sent Roke with a message to you, but he probably got lost- this place is full of psychics, s and dimensional.... thingies, so I expect he's a little disorientated.

I found a coupla R-41 Starchasers in the hold, and I was planning to take one over since no-one seems to be using them. How long have you had them?? They don't look to have been used in ages.

Tuc's given me a pair of furry dice to hang in the cockpit

OK, hmm, I'll se ya around! Arrrr...

*We* have Starchasers? Thay don't even make those anymore! Wow!

Of course you can use them! Enjoy! Maybe I'll take one out some time.

*pours self an , and relaxes in easy chair* So, Miss DM, did you get plastered?

unfortunatley not plato
but it was good to see all my family and that so i had a good time anyway. a most enjoyable evening all round.
*takes a glass of *
thats what i need vitamin C, i think i'm developing a cold so i intend to nip it in the bud before i get flu.

my that easy chair loks comfy... any room for an extra one?

Of course!

*puts down and snuggles up with plato on his very comfy chair... *

* knocks and enters with a flaming and some 's for Plato *

Aha! *dunks and it catches on fire*

Yum! Thanks Miss Light!

You are welcome Mr Plato - I think you have earnt it! Good work aboard the Fake Nun Ship

Thanks! Care for a ?

...evening mr. plato, just thought i'd drop by for a quick word...

wow, i like the way you've used the empty cartons as extra insulation on the walls, gives the place a bit of colour...

i see you've put them under the mattress too, is that for extra comfort then?

and what an interesting texture they add to the teak (recycled) floor

...didn't i see that used on 'changing rooms' ??

alec

Good Evening Mr. Trician! Please have a seat! Care for some ? *rummages through some cartons and eventually finds a few containing more than a drop of juice* Cheers friend! Where do you think I got the idea for carton insulation then?

i like the idea of the cartons plato, very environmentally friendly i must say.
if theres any spare going i'd love a cup (or a half)

*pours a cup and a half for Miss DM*

So how are you today? It hasn't been raining has it?