h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* takes Tiny to one side *

Did you say a pan galactic gargle blaster? I have heard about them but so far my missions to find them have been somewhat thwarted at every turn - just looking for them leads to trouble - why do you think I became a pirate?

* crosses her fingers behind her back hoping that Tiny is not one of the people she is running away from *

You know, Light, I think I need a now.

A you say.

I was wondering why the place has a "No Royal Fleet Allowed" sign outside.

* returns to the bar and passes Hati a large *

* wonders if she should have let Tiny know that this is a pirate ship *

You are a MH Tiny I hope

Dont be too sure Loosehead - the bar has a special portal which allows non pirates to board - mind you they do so at their own risk

Well folks, gotte .
See you's another time.

I'll come properly dressed next time.
Maybe as a

You will be welcomed as much as any full fledged member of our band

Sings the only song he knows

pour oh pour the sherry
fill oh fill the glass
and to make us more than merry
let the bumper pass

5000 soon Hati

*pizza has kept her very quiet up till now*

That was delicious, Light. Any idea where the recipe was downloaded from? Better than Pizza Express anyday!

*alec is staring into the bottom of his now empty mug of firestarter,
catatonically wondering how the heck did the Queen's shilling get there *

alec.

I might as well try the firstarter myself if it is that good

* passes them both another pint *

You should know Loosehead - you brewed it!

Yes, but I know better than to drink my beer

*finds an olive in a ruffle of her can can dress*

Have you any tiramasu there Light?

Are there any more olives.. and are they fresh?

The olive came off my Siciliana pizza, loosehead.

I am sure there must be an interdimensional whatsit in this dress though!

*rummages around in another ruffle*

Look a Moulin Rouge ashtray!

Now that I really have the munchies I think I will have some pizza.

"prego...un pizza quattro stagioni" and hold the bikini