h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why thank you dear, that really did the trick

:: dances cancan while firing the weapon concealed in his wooden leg ::

oops, there goes the mizzen mast

:: the mizzen mast drops on gwennies right foot ::

Oh dearie me! Oooh that smarts! I say old bean I don't suppose you happen to have a bandage or two about your person for my severely mangled extremity...

:: bandages gwennies foot with his bandana - thus reveiling his for the very first time ::

Good grief ! Is that a real ?

*Gives it a poke and promptly swoons*

of course it's a real

in the flesh, so to speak

So what's that grey gooey substance just there Pierce? That doesn't look like bone...

caught a cold didn't i

Ewwwww!

I always said that you looked as though you could do with a good dose of antibiotics .

nah, all i need is a proper dose of disinfectant

Would a squirt of toilet cleaner do the trick?

well, does it contain alcohol?

I don't think so...

Why not allow Gwennie to bandage your head for you?

*Descends upon Pierce with a roll of gauze bandage and rapidly bandages his head, leaving small holes for eyes, air and *

There!

*Admires her handiwork*

That's much more presentable!

*Passes Pierce an with a very small straw*

There! There! Wassup? Is the bandage too tight, or the straw too small?

:: muffled voice ::

ftraw too fmall



are you by chance in london november 23rd? come see me at "The Head of " (Euston Station)

*Places a call....*

~ring ring ring~

This is FABULOUS!!!! Please come and help me christen the new Pelican Nest! F70774?thread=*Places a call....*

~ring ring ring~

This is FABULOUS!!!! Please come and help me christen the new Pelican Nest! F70774 PARTY!!!

I'd love to be in London on 23rd November and to meet you in a pub but sadly it is difficult due to family commitments and lack of money . Still, GB (who mentioned that she was meeting you in a Drool Thread posting) has already promised to kick you on the shins on my behalf. It's a bit of a bummer being at the other end of the country and away from most the action but one day I will eventually attend one of the London meets.

Who else is expected to meet you in November, apart from GB Pierce?

A new pelican nest? Does this mean we have baby pelicans aboard?

well, gwennie, if we don't make it to one of the meet-ups together i just may come and visit your town one day

wait a minute. that sounded like a threat disguised as a promise, did it not?

there is a list somewhere of the people i am going to meet. Abi, Peta and Mina might join as well. we'll see

BTW: the christening is here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F70774?thread=210847

That sounds like rather a nice sort of threat to me Pierce!

I'd love you to visit us and you're welcome anytime, provided you don't mind lots of s and s, building materials, toys and last but not least my family!

Thanks for the link to the christening Pierce and I did wonder whether I was hosting the party. Methinks Mari must have been canoodling with Kes or doing something to distract her attentions...