h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Kicks the door open, throws a ragged towel on to her hammock (just to ensure that it's not usurped by any passing tourists) and wanders off to find the galley and hopefully food*

*Leaves a note*

~Sorry I missed you. I'll try to meet up with you soon, but the Captain has me busy in the Crow's Nest! m-r~

*walks on by*

Ah, so Gwennie has occupied cabin 69? Well, should be easy for her to remember that number - until her next birthday, that is...

*...Walks on by and slips on one of Gwennie's carelessly discarded banana skins, crashing into her Zimmer frame, which is parked in the corridor outside her cabin*

*throws zimmer frame into the sea*

Who put that ancient tv-antenna here?

Nice to see everyone getting along. LOL
I came in partly to say hello and partly because I mistakenly read the cabin's name as 'Gwennie's Bath'. I know this ship is pretty syteady but... a bath sounds rather impractical (unless you wanted your floor cleaned) LOL.

Sorry, just had to stop off to rest on my way back to the Sewing Room. Gragged the first aid tea chest to Floh's as she is under the weather, it weighs a ton.

Be on my way in a mo, just catch my breath!

Should have been dragged, not gragged!! Oh dear, I am losing it today, need some lunch and caffeine

There's always a available here Caerwynn (like Cap'n Janeway, I always have a pot of fresh of the go).

Hello Pierce me ole Cap'n type . Did you enjoy your trip?

*Pushes a button that retrieves and rematerialises her Zimmer frame in its old location*

Wowbagger! Are you insinuating that I need a bath?

*Brushes the flies away from her armpits*

As it happens, I have installed my very own private hot tub with combined bar in the corner over there. It's rather battered in appearance because its one of those self-assembly jobs and I'm afraid that my temper frayed somewhat during its assembly (Well, you try reading instructions in Chinese!).

Do feel free to pop back anytime for coffee and/or use of the hot tub...

The coffee is excellent, thanks.

Mind if I try out the hot tub?

I wouldn't mind, Caerwynn. You, Wowbagger?

It's lovely in here, but I'm turning into a prune, had better get out now!

Time to paint my nails.

Thanks for the soak Gwennie, next time I had better bring my bathers if the company is going to be mixed. Especially when you are here Cap'n I will get on the wrong side of Floh!

You're welcome Caerwynn...See you later.

*Climbs into her hot tub, pours in some more foam bath and starts to blow bubbles through her cupped hands and wonders why Floh would get upset and where the 's body guard is*



Bother! I really must remember to put my tools away...

*Removes a hammer from the hot tub and dozes off, dreaming about Zimmer frames with go-faster stripes*

evening gwennie!
just came to check out this infamous hot tub of yours. mind if i join you? *jumps in and is soon covered head to foot in bubbles with one sud covered hand holding a vodka martini (with obligatory olive onna stick)*
mmmm... i could get used to this, now all i need is the captain to come and rub my back and things would be perfect...
*lies back eyes shut waiting for her would be perfector to walk through the door...*
DM

DM! How nice to see you! Sorry about the rough edges on the hot tub...

*Wonders whether DM should be warned about the 's bludgeon but thinks that she's probably already aware*

Help yourself to and nibbles...

*Places a floating tray in the hot tub, containing an enormous ice bucket with several bottles therein and a selection of nibbles*

Hi! I am Hatifnat as you see. I just finished furnishing my greenhouse, you see, I'm the gardener of this ship. Some nice edible fruits are also available in the greenhouse and some tequila.

Hello Hati and thanks. I'll pop in just as soon as I can extract myself from the hot tub, as I'll need to replenish my nibbles pretty soon. Do feel free to join me here when ever you like...

*enters, glares at Gwennies nipbles and starts to rub DM's back*

Sorry to interrupt your back rub DM...

*Splashes Pierce and succeeds in soaking him*

Here have one of my "nibbles"...

*Flicks a rather large olive at Pierce, which connects soundly with his one good eye*

here let me get that for you captain
*proceeds to olive from pierces cheek*
maybe if you come up to my cabin this evening we could arrange a bit more than a back rub...
i have a new pair of hand cuffs i'd like to try out on someone...and this new red satin and ruby lingere caerwynn made...