h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, I thought it was you were drinking...

Hey hati... looks like your herbal teas worked... My cold is gone!!



Oh by the way... Lifeguarding class is going very well
Only have a couple sessions left

Great!

And I've got a new job, I'll start in 3 weeks.

Good for you

Just went to class this morning... today we worked on the resuscitation of an unconscious victim... woohoo, exciting

i'm sure your victim was pleased with the fact that your cold had gone

*goes to water the distant parts of the greenhouse*

*goes to sit down under the oak tree*

*quietly climbs an incredible tall tree to sit on a branch from which it is impossible to descend with dignity.*

*Tries to at least make the climb with dignity.*

Getting certified on wednesday...

So I heard, so I heard!!!

Now, where is that tequila...

I passed the test! I passed the test! I am now a *fully certified* lifeguard! or at least I will be when the paperwork processes...

for everyone!

Congrats, Hobart!

*Immediately drops from the branch into the nearest pond and frantically strats whining and spluttering in a futile attempt to swim (with or even without dignity)*

And now you hope that I'd sit here and wait until this young and charming Hobart runs to save you? But of course...

*sits and lights ===~~~*

Well it's been two hours now, the chances of you being rescued for certain death is swim, (meant to be a pun of slim, if your unclever enough to figure it out)!!!

OTOH Hobart seems to be offline. You could as well come out and have a and jump in again when he returns.

*immediately *ahem* springs to life, blowing whistle
and performing an excellent "stride jump" into the pond, before speedily swimming (augmented front crawl) over to the "active drowning victim" Kimoto Cat. Then helps her to her feet, for the water is but 2 feet deep*



* Hati*... thanks Hati for your encouragement... I'm still your personal lifeguard, though

Great! I was already worrying a bit.