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*Pats the Spooneristic middle-eastern feline ...*


(That's the Cursion Pat to you ...)

Of course, you realise that the same golf-playing domesticated animal could be clawing the valuable rug .....
















*(A Cursion Par Pet)*

was that a tarquestan mabby

*Thinks about repeating the carpet joke, but decides not to, as that would be .........



























... re-Cursion.

here's hoping that our longboat doesn't land on a shiger tark.
Do you suppose the captain is out looking for a Marquesan brewery?

also do you suppose they would have a Cursion Pat in a mewery

I feel like a sober man listening to a conversation in a pub five minutes before closing time.

perhaps a little Re-cursion would be in order. It would certainly be better than Re Version, since I didn't care for the first version that much.

ah well, back to the pub I go. Shagbark staggers out the door carrying a chart of Ua POu.

*needs a STRONG *

*obviously needs more effective earpluds *

*The sound of caterwauling penetrates all earplugs. Kes decides to discontinue washing the cat, as it has a Persian Immersion Aversion.*

Sounds quite nasty!!!

*Pushes small potted plants off the chart table with a decisive sweep of the arm.*
















Well???? ...






(It was a nasturtium aversion assertion).

::ponders on a pot-ential assumption, but discards it as a prehistoric persian perversion of illusion ::

..or alternatively we could go to a Lebanese resteraunt:

http://www.aldoukan.com/?af_id=21