h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings, Holy Sun God!



I wonder if you would do me the favor of describing the man I'm supposed to be with, so when I run across him I can just snag him out of the crowd and be done with it.



Thank you, Oh Favored One.

Ahh... but they don't come along that easy, now do they?

Snatch him from the crowd, you say? I doubt that's what you want...most students of Zen require a very unique sort of companion, one not likely to be found in a crowd Perhaps one that could be found on Mount Olympus?

Hmmm... perhaps a slight deviance from the tall, dark, and handsome. I suspect you don't like the dark type...judging from your U-space I would guess you are much too cheery for that Perhaps tall, blond, and handsome?

Look for the adventurous man. Not the outdoors one-with-the-wilderness type...but one that will spontaneously take off from work and fly with you and your family to some exotic island. Look for the successful man. Not the corporate executive type...but one that knows what he's doing with his life, where he's going, and precisely where you fit in.

And finally, look for the one with the Toga

Blonds hmm..never really thought of that. I generally go for dark-haired lovelies..of course I'll concede that that may be part of my problem. Blond would also be a striking contrast to my locks . Of course, I could just side-step the whole dealing with boys thing and finally find myself a girlfriend.

Considering how attractive you are, I'm sure there would be many guys (myself included) who would be very disappointed if you got yourself a girlfriend.

*goes all american* What-Ever!!

(sentiment noted and appreciated, and antipsychotropic medication prescribed for your delusional opinion of my looks )

...mmm...antipsychotropic drugs...

Hehe..take the 'anti' off and you have my agenda for this weekend.

Sounds more interesting than my weekend agenda of capoeira training. Probably has the same effect, though.

Wampus

I honestly have nothing but respect for your choice of discipline.

*digs toe into ground* Aww...shucks, it's nothing more than a pastime.

Right...so back to my discourse with the resident *god*... I'm still quandarizing.

"Quandarizing" eh? That sounds like it hurts... or feels really, really good

I'd tell you where to look... but even the Oracle has trouble finding good guys This particular "god" on the other hand gets hit on by plenty of guys... unfortunately, he's in to girls